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[–] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It was a '74 Pontiac LeMansthat I bought in 1987. And sorry, I did forget about one thing... I had to replace the transmission a couple times, but back then you could get them from a junkyard for cheap, and it only took a couple hours to replace. Probably would have lasted a lot longer if I'd taken the time to rebuild the clutches though. Of course it's not like you can drive any vehicle forever, there was the maintenance as things like bushings and alternators wore out. For this discussion though I don't count things that you have to do on any vehicle with 300k miles on it. Everything wears out eventually, and yeah even the motor was starting to smoke by that time.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah kinda burying the lede on this. Cars built in the 70s had a much more simple, serviceable construction.

By the time you let it go, it was also probably grandfathered in to emissions requirements because it's a classic car.

Anything from the 90s- 2010 will not hold up like that one did.

[–] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, my SUV is a 2004 and seems to be holding up pretty well. I give it full synthetic oil and take it off-road occasionally, so it gets a wide range of treatment. Maybe I'm just not as bothered as other people are by the occasional bit of maintenance. I just replaced the thermostat this Fall, which was certainly a lot harder than on the old car because this one is buried down along the side of the engine, but it was still a pretty simple job.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My secondhand 1999 Crown Victoria went 284000 miles over 19 years. I had to put some work into it, but when I traded the car in, everything still worked, minus the trunk lock (super glued by frat boys) and the driver door handle (snapped off in my hand, twice, replaced with channel locks clamped onto the remaining nub).