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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

For the passenger? Very safe.

For the pedestrians that get hit? Ha! They're literally death machines. At this point, I'm surprised we're not putting spikes on the front of the car Mad Max style to ensure the pedestrians' death.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Y'all can buy these right now.

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Saw these idiotic rims on a smol penis indicator the other day.

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I like to call them "Plus Sized" they get much more annoyed than calling them small pp mobiles

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Dead cyclists and pedestrians less likely to sue.

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