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[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

For the passenger? Very safe.

For the pedestrians that get hit? Ha! They're literally death machines. At this point, I'm surprised we're not putting spikes on the front of the car Mad Max style to ensure the pedestrians' death.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Y'all can buy these right now.

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These certainly do have a use on freight trucks but not your urban crawler tho. They help identify loose and rotating lugs and give you a little means to know when you're too close to a curb. Plus as you drive you can shred other people's tires.

Edit: these being the silver spikes not the ghetto push on hubcaps

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Those look like they're far more likely to destroy your rims when they tangle up a branch or bundle of fencing wire on the road than ever do you an ounce of good.

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Saw these idiotic rims on a smol penis indicator the other day.

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I like to call them "Plus Sized" they get much more annoyed than calling them small pp mobiles

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Dead cyclists and pedestrians less likely to sue.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Give credit where credit is due. Death race 2000 came out 4 years before mad max.