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[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 67 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn't really look up to you, it's just pretending

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

But it said it was up, so it must be true.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 38 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me turn myself on.

💻 Booting…

🖥️ Thinking about booting…

📱 Hitting the power button…

I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library…

Searching the web:

  • 🪱Worms do not have arms
  • 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small
  • 🦈 Perfect

Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have yo

Out Of Tokens

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

you're absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Do keep in mind, though: If you're up for more than 4 hours, you should consult a physician... Or, in your case, an IT Specialist, I guess?