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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

It makes no sense to me to be gay and Republican.

That's like being gay and Christian. Like... you know these people hate you.

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“This is not the Wyoming I know” is some WILD work.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 15 hours ago

Wyoming? That place where Brokeback Mountain is set? No way, that's not the Wyoming I know!

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Chickens for KFC!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Am I the only one finding it concerning that this is apparently considered being worth posted in the "Not The Onion" community?

[–] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean LeopardsAteMyFace would fit best but I do not understand what your concern is about.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Well, a guy is filing a defamation lawsuit against others that called him a pedophile (I don't know where the "Homophobic Slurs" statement in the heading is coming from btw, seems like intentional rage- and clickbait misinformation to me).
That by itself is surely not a topic the Onion would have any reason to write an article about.

So the reason that this might be considered Onion-worthy nonetheless, must be the fact that he is a gay person that joined the Republican Party, so he had to expect being called a pedophile, because that is the expected norm?
Is that it?
If so, who honestly would be not concerned about that?

[–] RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 19 hours ago

Republican have been calling LGBT people pedophile for decades at this point. It's still sad to see but not unexpected.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 21 points 19 hours ago

The GOP is widely regarded as the party of homophobia. So it's ironic that a Republican candidate would act this way.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago