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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Barely graduate high school. Don't go to college. Go to dead end labour job. Consider military. Even military has standards you can't live-up to. Join the police.

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Terrible post, excellent job.

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One of the 50501 dorks came to the local protest against the fash. He came with his parents and an American flag. And was told to fuck off with that shit. Was very funny trying to debate bro his way out of it.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

See ghosts' comment

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

This one was my favorite.

old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1l6o16p/american_flags_must_be_in_la_protests_leave/

Buncha coward motherfuckers crying about how the people in the streets aren't protesting in the right way and it's driving away "middle america". Goddamn I hate liberals

Deep in the comments you realize OP is literally an LA cop LMAO

What makes you think I’m not in the cross-hairs? Do you know what it’s like to be a proud democrat in the army and police? I didn’t think so. But hey I guess it’s okay that you bunch me in with all the other pigs, right? You’re making a mistake by assuming people positions don’t change and that we don’t need every single American to overcome this. We need everyone.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

So, 50501 is just a bunch of American patriot libs who don't like Cheeto man, right?

Kinda confused by that sub.

[–] MizuTama@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Usually, I'm unaffected by libs being libs but something about reading this genuinely made me want to vomit. I don't know why this disturbed me so much when I've found myself relatively fine while experiencing direct hate but something about this genuinely made me feel nauseated.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

We need everyone.

you need maybe 3% of the population that are willing to put it all on the line

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago

Surely this has to be the time ”ackshually we're the real patriots” smuglord works!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago

Now this is a great bad post

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

Agreed, you should carry the US flag when protesting amerikkka

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago

PLEASE. I BEG YOU. CARRY THE US FLAG WHEN YOU'RE PROTESTING!! fedposting

which country are color revolutioning this time anyway? ahh who cares fedposting

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 24 points 9 hours ago

Carrying a Chinese flag to a protest so they deport you to china think-about-it

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 9 hours ago

Well of course, it's winter here what else are we gonna use as tinder?

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 10 hours ago

MIA/POW, no step on snek, these colors don't run, thin blue line but with a schnauzer dog and crucifix. Those are the signifiers we should, as liberals, be leveraging

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 29 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If you carry a US flag and the cops beat you up, it makes them the non-patriots. Checkmate nationalists!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Bit idea: communists carry thin blue line and Glasden flags at the LA riots for literal false flag activities.