Barely graduate high school. Don't go to college. Go to dead end labour job. Consider military. Even military has standards you can't live-up to. Join the police.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Terrible post, excellent job.
One of the 50501 dorks came to the local protest against the fash. He came with his parents and an American flag. And was told to fuck off with that shit. Was very funny trying to debate bro his way out of it.
What's 50501?
See ghosts' comment
This one was my favorite.
old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1l6o16p/american_flags_must_be_in_la_protests_leave/
Buncha coward motherfuckers crying about how the people in the streets aren't protesting in the right way and it's driving away "middle america". Goddamn I hate liberals
Deep in the comments you realize OP is literally an LA cop LMAO
What makes you think I’m not in the cross-hairs? Do you know what it’s like to be a proud democrat in the army and police? I didn’t think so. But hey I guess it’s okay that you bunch me in with all the other pigs, right? You’re making a mistake by assuming people positions don’t change and that we don’t need every single American to overcome this. We need everyone.
So, 50501 is just a bunch of American patriot libs who don't like Cheeto man, right?
Kinda confused by that sub.
Usually, I'm unaffected by libs being libs but something about reading this genuinely made me want to vomit. I don't know why this disturbed me so much when I've found myself relatively fine while experiencing direct hate but something about this genuinely made me feel nauseated.
We need everyone.
you need maybe 3% of the population that are willing to put it all on the line
Surely this has to be the time ”ackshually we're the real patriots” works!
Now this is a great bad post
Agreed, you should carry the US flag when protesting
PLEASE. I BEG YOU. CARRY THE US FLAG WHEN YOU'RE PROTESTING!!
which country are color revolutioning this time anyway? ahh who cares
Carrying a Chinese flag to a protest so they deport you to china
Well of course, it's winter here what else are we gonna use as tinder?
MIA/POW, no step on snek, these colors don't run, thin blue line but with a schnauzer dog and crucifix. Those are the signifiers we should, as liberals, be leveraging
If you carry a US flag and the cops beat you up, it makes them the non-patriots. Checkmate nationalists!
Bit idea: communists carry thin blue line and Glasden flags at the LA riots for literal false flag activities.