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At night, sit. I don't want to clean that shit. Unless I'm pissing in the fridge, the light and cold air is nice.
P.S. I'm trying to donate a kidney and I needed to keep 24 hours of urine refrigerated. At night I figured there was no reason to take the jug to the bathroom.
Sit at home, stand at work. My daughter would reach through my legs and try to grab the stream so it’s just habit now.
I've turned too old.... If I sit not all comes out and I have to go again an hour later.
It sucks.
My doctor tells me it's that I'm just getting older.... I'm mid 40.
So standing is the only really effective way to pee for me now sadly
Dude needs to drink more water of he's only peeing once a day.
Personally I typically only sit at night when I'm tired and don't want to turn the lights on
The drunker or sleepier I am, the more likely I am to sit.
I broke my ankle four and a half years ago and it never healed correctly. Recently, though probably from the same incident, I also developed a spinal injury.
Even if being a recumbent urinator didn't just make sense from a cleanliness perspective, I would still be doing that these days.
Only time I pee standing up is if I'm outside or I'm at work and have zero time to waste
if you stand and pee, one thing you can do is pull back your "skin" so it doesnt spray everywhere
I chimney up the stall about halfway and drop that deuce like a mountain goat.
Stand when you just need to get it done. Sit for a luxury piss
