I literally do not care how people pee and it’s strange to me that others do.

But then you don't get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That's one of the best parts of being a man!

I sit down sometimes when I'm tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!

Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.

Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.

They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.

Sit when hungover or at night Stand any other time

I don't want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother

Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest was even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.

Depends if it's a Dutch shelf toilet

There comes a time in a man's life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.

12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.

I'm trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches' kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I've had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.