Looksmaxxing is just a new name for body dysmorphia. The same shit that makes people puke their guts out after eating, or getting plastic surgery done over and over until they look like freaks.
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Injecting hot liquid gold into your blood stream. What kind of syringe could withstand the high temperature? Anyway, what a complete moron.
"a Turkish sugar-free chewing gum that some looksmaxxing influencers use in the belief it can help strengthen the jawline."
Oh shit I know this gum, it gives you jaw cramps.
His artificial hairline looks worse than if he were bald. And wtf is going on with his jaw?
Looks like botched jaw implants.
If no one else did it after him, then he is no influencer.
Its almost as if this looksmaxing and other social media shit is a kind of mental illness that gets worse with time. especially when they find an audience that encourages them to go even further off the deep end.
Survival of the fittest. Nature doesn't care.
You know, I think I'd rather just continue being ugly.
More like "dumbfluencer".
We’re in the “The Beautiful Ones” part of the collapse of our little mouse utopia.
I really want to know what "science" he was banking on here. Like, how does this injection work, according to him? I assume he chose gold (as opposed to lead or tin) because he has gawdy Trumpesque notions of success and opulence, but what the fuck does injecting it do (again, according to him)? 🤔
Heres a super wild speculation.
Elden Ring a Game. Where super powerful beings had shards of elden ring. Made them powerful. Im not sure but its supposed to be made from gold. Whole game has gold theme.
I think they are embracing their environment without much thought beyond.
trying to be a greek god with thier gold ichior blood.
Gold is inert, so it should not have done much, I think.
Can a scientist please chime in on this?
your guess about what he actually did is as good as mine. gold salts are toxic and corrosive so it would be pretty obvious early on. small gold particles would occlude capillaries so that would be very obviois too. there is colloidal gold and gold nanoparticles are probably not very toxic. that discoloration could be some infection or irritation from whatever injected thing (not medical advice)
My take: The gold probably wasn't the problem. You have to ask yourself, how did he get metal into his veins? It was either dissolved or suspended in a liquid. If it was suspended, that guy was giving himself embolisms by injecting small foreing objects into his bloodstream. If it was dissolved he was probably injecting himself with pure poison.
I mean, let me shove liquid metal into your veins.
I don't think toxicity is the problem.
Paracelsus has famously claimed, the dose makes the poison. His point is basically, everything is potentially a poison. One can possibly get Oxygen or water poisoning even though both substances are vital for our survival.
if its ionic form, or its in salt form it can somewhat poisonous, also gold jewelry is often contaminated or combined with other metals lead, nickel, copper, etc. elemental gold is inert though.
From the article it sounds like he has a friend who genuinely believes that he was gaining superhuman powers too. So... clocks ticking on that guy now.
I keep hearing the term looksmaxer and every time it's a person that looks like they were hit with a snow shovel repeatedly.
its a hammer, actually. Bonesmashing.
bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.
I see you out there thumbmaxxing
There's some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.
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