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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 5 points 1 hour ago

"a Turkish sugar-free chewing gum that some looksmaxxing influencers use in the belief it can help strengthen the jawline."

Oh shit I know this gum, it gives you jaw cramps.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

If no one else did it after him, then he is no influencer.

[–] Ougie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

His artificial hairline looks worse than if he were bald. And wtf is going on with his jaw?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Its almost as if this looksmaxing and other social media shit is a kind of mental illness that gets worse with time. especially when they find an audience that encourages them to go even further off the deep end.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 hours ago

I nominate Connor Murphy for a Darwin award: https://darwinawards.com/darwin/

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

You know, I think I'd rather just continue being ugly.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Survival of the fittest. Nature doesn't care.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

More like "dumbfluencer".

[–] Shumina@lemmus.org 16 points 6 hours ago

We’re in the “The Beautiful Ones” part of the collapse of our little mouse utopia.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I really want to know what "science" he was banking on here. Like, how does this injection work, according to him? I assume he chose gold (as opposed to lead or tin) because he has gawdy Trumpesque notions of success and opulence, but what the fuck does injecting it do (again, according to him)? 🤔

[–] hancock@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Heres a super wild speculation.

Elden Ring a Game. Where super powerful beings had shards of elden ring. Made them powerful. Im not sure but its supposed to be made from gold. Whole game has gold theme.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

I think they are embracing their environment without much thought beyond.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Gold is inert, so it should not have done much, I think.

Can a scientist please chime in on this?

[–] glasratz@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

My take: The gold probably wasn't the problem. You have to ask yourself, how did he get metal into his veins? It was either dissolved or suspended in a liquid. If it was suspended, that guy was giving himself embolisms by injecting small foreing objects into his bloodstream. If it was dissolved he was probably injecting himself with pure poison.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago

I mean, let me shove liquid metal into your veins.

I don't think toxicity is the problem.

[–] reliv3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Paracelsus has famously claimed, the dose makes the poison. His point is basically, everything is potentially a poison. One can possibly get Oxygen or water poisoning even though both substances are vital for our survival.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 6 hours ago

if its ionic form, or its in salt form it can somewhat poisonous, also gold jewelry is often contaminated or combined with other metals lead, nickel, copper, etc. elemental gold is inert though.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 7 hours ago

trying to be a greek god with thier gold ichior blood.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

From the article it sounds like he has a friend who genuinely believes that he was gaining superhuman powers too. So... clocks ticking on that guy now.

[–] stermy4u@lemmy.world 218 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I keep hearing the term looksmaxer and every time it's a person that looks like they were hit with a snow shovel repeatedly.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 132 points 17 hours ago (8 children)
[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 72 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 14 hours ago

I see you out there thumbmaxxing

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 20 points 13 hours ago

There's some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.

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[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

He looks like a shitty render out of a lousy Half-Life clone.

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[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He's going to be a strong contender for this year's Darwin Award!

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 27 points 13 hours ago
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 96 points 16 hours ago
[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

“Up until his passing, he was discovering that he had achieved some superhuman abilities, and it’s no joke; he actually did achieve some superhuman abilities,” he said. “He had tapped into a level of consciousness that most people never will.”

Another looksmaxxing influencer, Androgenic, offered additional claims during a livestream, saying Murphy became increasingly focused on gold.

“He started to get this fixation on gold. He started to believe that gold was some gatekept mineral by the higher-ups that basically gives you special powers if you ingest it,” he said. According to Androgenic, Murphy later began injecting gold into his body.

Just so we are all clear, the trans community super duper does not claim him. Wish the political right would focus more on this sort of self abuse instead of the verified science supporting medical transition.

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