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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 292 points 3 days ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago
[–] japemasterBrad@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Someone’s description of Graham’s anus and the origin of Graham’s nickname in the gay scene

[–] japemasterBrad@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OOOOOOOH okay thank you, you've just sorted tonight's research session!

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please drop the link when you find it.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 88 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 days ago

Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says "Nope, that's not Dave". Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave's ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it's Dave by looking at his bum. "Because everywhere we went people would say 'Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes'"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I'm concerned this is all now cannon.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We need the coroner to confirm

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

his soul was mysteriously missing and MITCH mcconnel is still not confirmed to be dead.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Lindsey flipped as soon as trump showed him those photos. Government by blackmail cannot end well. Get Epstein's and Netanyahu's good friend donny out of the whitehouse a.s.a.p. Clean up your house. Try to find honour again. It's still possible.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (23 children)

Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.

As a Canadian, I will never forgive America or the American people for what they have voted for and continue to support. The entire world is worse off the past few years mostly because of you uneducated morons.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know what would be cool? If you didn't lump everyone in this country into one group. We are seeing results of decisions from 100 years ago, made by both of our countries. I will give you that the overwhelming majority of this country is uneducated. So much so that they don't seem to notice that the election was blatantly rigged. And the same global group of people who did the rigging also operate in Canada (see: separatists). I don't blame you for being angry and fearful of the dictator in this country making threats towards your home. But please understand that the issue is global and that some of us are doing something about it death be damned.

[–] Bacano@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

That's right, a government must not be conflated with it's citizenry. All the oppressed people's of the world have more in common than their respective governments would like them to believe

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope the same sentiment goes out towards iranians, syrians, chinese, russians etc.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

The innocent citizens of those countries? Absolutely. Their governments? Not a chance.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago (21 children)

To be fair, Canada is also a genocidal settler-colony and an active imperialist power.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As police as I am that this particular shitbag is now a corpse, I currently really wish that I had never learned how to read.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I read that in Stephen Root's "Bill from King of the Hill" voice.

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[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I always thought those were fluorescent lights, turns out they are vaccuum tubes that suck your eyeballs out unless you break 5 of your fingers. Neat.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I was already nauseated...

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

HIS LITTLE LADYBUGS?!?! 😭 😂 OH NOOO 😭

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Australia has more wild camels than Egypt. Over a million wild camels roam the Australian outback, descendants of those imported in the 1800s to help explorers and traders cross the desert. When modern transport took over, the camels were released and have thrived in the wild ever since!

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On one hand: I am delighted at the demise of Lady Graham.

On the other hand: what a day to have eyes.

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