Only if she's well hydrated
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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sir this is a shitpost community, not a pisspost community
when you know who op is before even opening the comments....
honestly Im so used to only seeing this phrase from gay men I was surprised het people knew it.
Itโs like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. Itโs just not the same without it
pisspost.
Imagine drinking any liquid at body temperature and not icing it or putting it in the fridge first ๐คฎ
I'm imagining a penis shaped tap, where you squeeze the balls and water comes out
Not lemonade?
And hey, if you're American, those bowls can come with a bonus treat of cyclosporiasis!
This is crazy
Come with a what now?
It's a type of dinosaur I think
So they can have an answer to "Geez, who pissed in your cereal?"
Ngl I would also drink Coors Light from the tap if I had it