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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 18 hours ago

Limit underbreak brave quotient

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

moralistic integrity in comparison to social norms.

it's basically a good vs evil bar.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Eh I feel like that metric as you've defined it would unfairly skew negatively because of the sexuality of a person and thus misrepresent someone.

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Time left to live. There's plenty of useful things that tell you more about a person, but shinigami eyes would let you save lives and know it, even if no one else does

And if it turns out the number can't be changed through your actions, that would tell you a lot. If nothing else, you could say goodbye to loved ones and get incredibly rich by finding a CEO about to run out of time

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Michal@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You can see how this could be abused, right?

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Asshole ratio: 0 % = best person in the world.
100 % = worst person in the world.

Computed as an average of bad "actions" with respect to all actions.

Good and bad evaluated with respect to proven positive impact on people's lifes and the planet.

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[–] ladybugs@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

None. Someday, some company will build and sell a tool that actually does that, and it will be hella privacy invasive. Actually, it'll probably just be another invasive feature added to the Ray Ban perv glasses.

[–] ladybugs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

another thing: I think most people answering here aren't thinking about how it would feel to have the statistic they're choosing over their own heads.

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[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Times they told the truth.

If it's objective truth, sweet! Motherload I can asking anyone the a question to the secrets of the universe and know whether they're wild guess was true!

If it's subjective truth, also useful, but you know just lies or ignorance detector

[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't that just a "how much do they yap" meter? A quiet person who lies can compulsively will have a lower number than a socially active person who tells occasional white lies.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The number itself won't matter, but you'll see it increment in real time if they lie

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Number of farts in their lives.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My readout would need to use scientific notation or it would circle the earth 😂🤣.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

I mean, Id get that if it were a tally, but just a numerical readout? Even exceeding the width of your head would be a monumental effort.

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 2 points 19 hours ago

Get them shinigami eyes

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Number of days since they finished reading a book.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I don't like this one. I read all of the time but I'm a very slow reader. I tend to fall asleep when I read at night.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago

You could cheese this by picking a statistic for something like "likelihood to agree if asked for a favor". I'm not going to stress over the wording on how to make it most useful, but something like that could be interesting.

Or something like "amount of undiagnosed cancers" if you want to save people.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Number of times they've lied

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[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This reminds me of this animated YT video in which timers are displayed above peoples' heads that show the amount of seconds passed since that person last shit their pants: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WgbI5orsSMY

Over night, social hierarchies are upturned, respect is earned and lost based on that number.

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] memfree@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Quality of Life impact: How much damage (or benefit) their actions (work, lifestyle, whatever) have done for the net quality of life across the globe. I figure anyone who drives to work is probably doing a little more harm than good, but perhaps they make up for it by being a good school teacher or something, whereas AI coders might make things worse ... but mostly I'd like to see if ANY world leaders score in the positive.

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Number of cumulative years they would be imprisoned for, had they been caught and convicted of every single crime they ever committed.

I'm betting most adults are not at zero.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Lame. In Russia they d give you 10 years for thinking that killing neighbours is bad

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crime is such a subjective, context and time dépendant metric that it makes no sense to use here.

Are you one of those people who thinks things being legal equates to things being moral?

[–] FatherPeanut@pawb.social 1 points 16 hours ago

I'd say the opposite. Seeing that number over everyone's head oughta be a good way to prove that law ain't aligned with morals.

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