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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Muppet centipede? Human centimuppet?

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[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The best adult film (clip; I’m not a millionaire) that I’ve seen in a while featured a muppet. I wouldn’t cry over a remake.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can muppets consent? This only gets worse if you keep interrogating

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Talk to the hand?

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

Can muppets consent?

Absolutely. They're constantly getting fisted.

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Are Muppets good or is this more of a nostalgia thing for people?

I've never seen Muppets. I don't remember it airing on our national TV when I was a child. It's not much of a thing in my social circles either.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The Muppets are good. Very entertaining for all ages. But these remakes are nothing but a money grab. No new story line, a few rewrites, toss in a few jokes, get nostalgic movie goers to buy tickets and make a bunch of money.

The Muppets are more than good enough to deserve their own new stories and not just rehashed garbage.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Personally, I think they're good. Obviously it's subjective, but I think there's a good reason that they've withstood the test of time.

The brand of humor is timeless. The absurdity of a world where a pig and a frog can take on human roles without comment is just as funny now as it was 40 years ago. The overall style of humor is somewhat dry but still accessible.

It's not for everyone, but it's for a lot of people.

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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Heck I just hope they do restart the Muppet Show. The soft pilot was pretty good, actually got me to watch a Sabrina Carpenter performance, and Seth Rogen's punchability is at an all-time low. Come on Disney. (I hate saying those words)

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Got my vote.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.

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[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a second "No" after the first "Yes?"

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes on the first question and No on the second question both lead to the end node Don't bother

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I posit we could remake some (not all) of the Muppet movies and still get good movies. Not the one with Tim Curry, that one had Tim Curry in it. Can't be improved upon.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Muppet Treasure Island has been in my top five movies of all time for as long as I can remember. In addition to Tim Curry, it has one of my favorite exchanges in all of cinematic history:

"It just feels weird."

"What? That Captain Smollet is dead?"

"Yeah, that... and my pants are filled with starfish."

"...you and your hobbies!"

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[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.

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[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Muppet Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

But what about all the gender or race swap possibilities?

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