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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who would watch robots fight like this. They can't even do anything. They have no idea how to fight whoever built them has no idea how yo fight. Its like watching blind people spam moves until something lands.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

For most people seeing robots even move like this at all is considered crazy

Most people are also thinking if they have reached this point, where will they be at in 5 - 10 years

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Looks like the same when I let my kids play tekken the first time.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Total dogshit game

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Looks real the same way WWE looks real. I mean, you gotta love the skill/tech used to achieve these feats, but real robots fighting with no restraint wouldn't need to take a few seconds to dick around after every kick.

[–] QueenMidna@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's very clear none of y'all remember the seminal film Real Steel

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember when it came out, but I only saw it last year! IT BLEW ME AWAY. I wasn't expecting a film of that quality!

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 minutes ago

I've seen it about a year or so after it came out. I remember it fondly, maybe I should rewatch it.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This looks sad. The obsession with humanoid robots is making less and less sense by the decade.

Support your local robot battle scene.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The obsession is actually in search of new tech markets to dominate. AI race, Ev Race, Solar Panel race, gig-economy race. There's so much money and "realpolitik" in each of these. Sometimes early investments pay off like EV industry and sometimes they absolutely do not - gig economy race for example.

This seems like new reality - chase to dominate big general markets and China is absolutely winning everything from EVs and solar panels to literally fishing out every fish out of existence within the next few decades if not less.

This is really bad.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’d still put my money on a battle bot any day of the week.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago

I love battle bots

[–] the_xboxkiller@lemmy.zip 59 points 2 days ago

The acronym immediately made me think of this.

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Flashback to my first attempts at playing the original arcade Virtua Fighter

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can picture these wearing cop uniforms, running you down at night for jaywalking ,and believe it may be one of our possible futures.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m pretty sure the odds of this are 100%. Except it’ll be military bots… and they’ll be purging the poor and middle class, because once you have robots to do all the other stuff the next step is to reduce the population.

If you and your group control all the raw resources and manufacturing is fully automated, and you have robots smart enough to do all the manual tasks, you don’t need profit, you get to wipe out most of the population and create your paradise.

Not enough people realize we are morlocks, and the Billionaires think they are the Eloi

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[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

But how quickly will hackers be able to gain total control of them? Cops will probably have the administrator password as "password123" or some shit. Or maybe instead of engaging in combat directly, they'll just be running humanoid cameras, lunging after you no matter how quickly you run, or whatever fence you jump over. Long gone will be the days when you could simply outrun the overweight, poorly trained cops. Now these things will be just inches behind you, the whole way blaring sirens and recording your every move. 😐

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The spinning jump kick of the law.

Stop right there! Or I won't be able to jump kick you!

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[–] dave@feddit.uk 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They seem to do more damage to themselves when falling over than actually inflicting anything on their opponent…

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s true of a few BattleBots contenders.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

When I was a kid we had a game called Rockem Sockem Robots (sp?) and knocking the head of was the definition of winning.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They way they get up is pretty cool, but they each have one jump kick attack and nothing else? Those deathbot matches from the early aughts are way cooler.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They learned from Mortal Combat to spam their best move.

Turns out it's a mirror battle.

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Pointless if their heads don't pop straight up and make a "ziiiiiiing" sound.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"What?! Your heads off!"

"Tis' but a flesh wound! HAVE AT YEE!"

*I love how one of the presenters is choke-laughing the whole time after it's head comes off

[–] Monument@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago

I feel like that should be disqualifying. Or at least, the robots should be compelled to use the swinging head as a mace.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago

This show is obviously just to bait people into making better fighting robots for the military, free of charge.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

They didn't even hit each other

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Looks like they got a ways to go yet

[–] bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are they autonomous or do they have pilots? I feel like a human touch would make the fights a lot cooler. Like in that one Love, Death and Robots episode.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's fully autonomous, and it's just an ad for China's upcoming robot industry. There are a lot of events like that from dancing, to fighting to just doing chores. So it's not really a market on its own to justify more investments and refinement - it's just a meme.

I do wonder though whether something more permanent could be here but we already have Robot Wars which is better in every possible way - human controlled and not limited to human-like robots.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seems like they are given pre-programmed moves queued up and not, like, using any sensors and logic to fight dynamically. I would have expected them to be more autonomous. Or the very least, human controlled so you can wire up two actual martial artists to make the bots fight harder than they would against each other because it's okay if you kick a robot's head off.

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 4 points 1 day ago

This looks so fun haha

[–] Chaphasilor@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

So that's gonna be our future. Fighting robots that uncannily get back up with their head dangling on their back.

[–] ravenaspiring@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess it is like watching toddlers walk, but why the random breakout into dance moves? Also how do they target? Seems like they just generally point at the other one.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My guess is that they are remote controlled and the operators of the white robot saw that they were winning, so they hit the dance button in the hopes of scoring some points with the audience.

Instead of fighting each other they should do a laundry folding competition. That would be really impressive!

[–] ravenaspiring@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, a fitted sheet competition!

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[–] lavacake1111@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Can we have Hugh Jackman pilot a robot?

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[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is pretty fucking futuristic, even if they do miss each other a lot!

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It doesn't look like they're autonomous to me, it looks like they have a pre-programmed set of movements (like the kick-variants we're seeing, and the "get up" motion), and being controlled by someone outside the ring. That also fits with the way they're missing: it's hard to get proper alignment when you're looking from the side, and the pattern for how they're missing looks a lot to me like how you often miss if you try to line up e.g. a remote controlled toy car on an opening to drive through when you're sitting off to the side.

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[–] toad@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This will probably be awesome 10-20 years from now.

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

10-20 years from now, these thigs will be gunning down people in the streets

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