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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

{磁|cí}{吸|xī}{壳|ké} (lit. magnetic case) / MagSafe

{支|zhī}{持|chí}{磁|cí}{吸|xī}{充|chōng}{电|diàn} (supports magnetic charging) / {磁|cí}{吸|xī}{支|zhī}{架|jià} (magnetic retention (lit. frame, support, to prop up))

thank you for coming to Mandarin corner

EDIT: the {吸|xí} in {磁|cí}{吸|xī} is kinda like "suck" or "inhale" which is kinda funny to me in this context

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

this is like those hentai hoodies that were popular 10 years ago

There aren't enough dads on this gay or otherwise for it to really represent the vibe of chapotraphouse though but maybe that's just my ignorant opinion

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I thought China banned yaoi?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

you seem like the kind of guy who could help me out. what is this?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago
[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

A phone case

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

All good, common mistake

This site may be hentai-free but we take the discussion and categorization very seriously

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

It's like the wall face thing from stranger things

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

I can use a gay phone case as a straight man, but I can never use one that features ai slop

[–] Piltdowntown@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The punchline is porn the punchline get it guys do you get it the punchline is porn I said it's PORN I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING AND ORIGINAL JOKE PLEASE LAUGH LAUGH AT ME DAMN YOU LAUGH

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I just see some guy in wrestling clothes. If you think it's porn then it must be making you horny so that's on you I guess

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

based on his anxious expression, I can deduce that on the way home from the gym he went to the farmer's market for a manicure and a prize-winning eggplant, but he can't carry it with his hands because his nails are drying. it's not sexual

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

It was right after wrestling practice too, so it's not like he's got pockets on that thing