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It is the WURST.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Benzene, Radon, Asbestos, Tobacco.

It's for Homeopatic cancer prevention.

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You can’t get more cancer if you already have all the cancers

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Tumourmaxxing

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

B Bread (toasted)
R Reasonable amount of apples
A a bunch of bananas
T rice

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

rice

I died

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

You eat small edgy dolls

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beignet | Ricciarelli| Affogato | Tiramisu

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[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 days ago

Eat hot chip and McDonalds. For exercise, twerk, be bisexual, charge they phone, and lie.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 6 days ago

you can only eat subaru pickups

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

From the brats that I know I think it's monster energy and takeout/spicy chips

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah nah the brat diet doesn't entice me that much, I want to hear what the brat tamer diet is.

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  • beer
  • red bull
  • aspirin
  • tacos
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only eating Charli XCX, obviously

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah I'm not usually a fad diet guy, but I'm willing to give that one a try

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beer and tobacco.

mainly leaves and grains.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

It's vegan!

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

You eat a different type of Bratwurst each day for a month. Easy where I live in Germany because there is literally an entire wall of Wurst in every supermarket.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 11 points 6 days ago

Girl dinner.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Charli XCX's 365 from her album brat made it pretty clear that it's cocaine.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 6 days ago

Bratwurst
Rhubarb
Alcohol
Tangerines

The recipes are wild.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 8 points 6 days ago

You can only eat misbehaving children

[–] PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Diet rich in B-complex vitamins based on consumption of rats

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Brat wurst
Rat atouille
At elier
T abasco

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[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

(Yes you can buy all this in Germany) Don't forget to prepare it in your

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Everybody knows it's bananas, rice, applesauce and tequila.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The "I'm 18 living on my own for the first time" diet.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

Ooo yeah, bananas, ramen, applesauce, tequila

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Heh... tequila to get toasted

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Broccoli

Radishes

Algae

Tarantulas

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Bratwurst

bRatwurst

brAtwurst

braTwurst

[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Bourbon, Rum, Absinthe, Tequila

Whatever a young child who skipped their nap demands.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Boy Rats Are Tasty

Lots of protein.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

Boiled RATs only

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 6 days ago

Boron, Radium, and Tangerines.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Beans, Rations, Alcohol, Tacos - Guaranteed to be an experience!

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Boofing and Really Awesome Techno

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 days ago

It’s merely a modest proposal

Boring candidate, rushed primary, absence of compelling narrative, terrible running mate

Too soon?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

B ussy

R imming

A nalingus

T umeric

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Cooking and eating unruly children.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

IDK what they eat but they drink Prime

[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Bring, Rolaids, Another, Team lettuce buffet

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

Beer Radish and Tab

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
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