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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ohhh so that’s why I love cock so much

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Me reading this

🥰Stress converts to gay, 😭 claims

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What is it called when you can't take it anymore, but keep taking it? :3

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe during pregnancy? That would explain why ex socialist country people thrown into neo liberalism don‘t know what hit their kids.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

There is actually a lot of evidence that it's the mother's nurture that affects gayness.

Specifically younger sons (with an older brother) have a higher chance of being gay.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

They turn gay in prison, so maybe...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

I guess so if all your coworkers are same sex?

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