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[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Every palestinians is hamas for israel

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

"No one knows if there will actually be crocodiles there, but preparations are being made"

Why build it if it won't be used? Liars and morons

[–] Steve@startrek.website 17 points 3 hours ago

This movie is unrealistic

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 hours ago

And you know if they dont treat Palestinians right, they sure as shit won't be treating these animals with care or respect either. Sick fucks.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Israel commits war crimes.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Amateurs! It's sharks with frickin' lasers mounted to their heads, or nothing!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

What about ill-tempered sea bass?