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[–] Steve@startrek.website 27 points 3 months ago

This movie is unrealistic

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Israel commits war crimes.

[–] mrdown@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Every palestinians is hamas for israel

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago

And you know if they dont treat Palestinians right, they sure as shit won't be treating these animals with care or respect either. Sick fucks.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

"No one knows if there will actually be crocodiles there, but preparations are being made"

Why build it if it won't be used? Liars and morons

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Amateurs! It's sharks with frickin' lasers mounted to their heads, or nothing!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

What about ill-tempered sea bass?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Are we the baddies?