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we have

a bowl that, whenever you touch it, fills up with oatmeal.

a stick that can't be broken

a hat that gives the power of teleportation, but only to birds.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll take one stick please

[–] hexaglycogen@hexbear.net 1 points 19 hours ago

i'd like to clarify, the stick can't be broken but that's not because of it being especially durable. it's a regular stick, but any time that it's in a situation where it would be broken, something happens to prevent it conveniently.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, with the bowl, is anything I'm touching, say a spoon, that touches the bowl considered an extension of myself?

Cause I'm not dealing with trying to add an infinite amount of brown sugar and cinnamon to an endlessly refilling bowl. I've been there before, let me tell you, it's a shitty eternity.

[–] hexaglycogen@hexbear.net 1 points 15 hours ago

you have to touch it with your body