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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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If you don't see a beanis that means you are the beanis beanis

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

joke's on you, all 3 of us are beans

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I've been told that sometimes maths works like this. I will study more to understanddoggirl-smart

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Beanis to the left of me, Beanis to the right.

So I am definitely not Beanis kitty-birthday-sad

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Oh I'm so sorry. At least you have two beanis friends :beanisbeaniskitty-birthday-sadbeanis

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I see a Beanis on one side and a tofenis on the other what's that mean

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

You are in danger

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

vegan-tofu means you're in for a good time

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

well time to call my mom and let her know i guess

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Well they say you are what you eat shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know exactly who I am, thank you very much.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

I would say the one and only but well, thw the stats don't lie

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Now everybody look your hands!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

👁️🥚👁️

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

omg Im surrounded by beanis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Bliss and beanis