I know a maga grandma that will probably buy into this.
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This a is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year. Holy hell, how is this not the onion?!
It amazes me the sane half (third?) of the US hasn't overthrown this government yet. Or have they fled to North Korea where things are much better?
At least this will make it easier to identify douchebags
Easier than spotting the Cybertrucks?
Depends on which one breaks faster
Ooh, good point. Well, they're both going to ship from the factory in nonworking condition, so that'll be tough to tell.
Bets its not made in America? lol
I'll bet every dollar I have. Literally no one makes phones in America. It would take a giant company like Apple or Google billions of dollars and a decade of construction and education/recruiting, then they'd have to sell them for a competitive price out of the kindness of their hearts, because there's no financial motivation.
Absolutely gonna be "made in America" in that the application of the cheap Chinese gold decal to the cheap Chinese handset will be done in America.
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"It's all computer"
Hahahahahahaha wow this is real
There are numerous errors on the page, from a processor section that doesn’t list a processor
Shit-tier Mediatek. Calling it now.
Yet another way for Russian daddy to send him money without anyone knowing.
Why do we need celebrity owned cell carriers? This article makes it sound like a bad thing Ryan Reynolds’s exited Mint, but at least the stars of arrested development still have a cell provider.
I mean WTF, I like that there is competition but what the fuck is wrong with us that we prefer celebrity endorsement to actual features, value, longevity, etc.
I know it’s a bigger question than what I’m asking but this is all part of the rot that our economy is experiencing. All vibes, all promises, all scams, this country runs on nothing but grift.
Please, please, please, let everyone using it have the area code 666…
The Kushners went into billions in debt (paid off by Saudis) just to keep ownership of 666 5th Avenue in New York. They might be proud of that.
Trump likes to pitch crap to gullible fools.
Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here
Please God let some bug at the carrier level incessantly provision these T1s to a max of 1.5mbps because that would be so fucking funny.