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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm just so tired, man. Such a fucking reddit-esque drama it is. Bunch of dudes getting obnoxiously excited about a nothingburger, repeating over and over how it feels great to be on some list and that they sooo don't give a fuck about it. They less they give a fuck, the more they post about it.

Look here, kid. We both never heard of tesseract before. I've never heard of you before. You're just a username to me. I don't give a fuck you yield a search result on some fucking github repo.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well sry for talking about things i find interesting i guess

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I do not forgive you. Everyone should be talking about the things I find interesting, and/or setting me up to make lame, tasteless jokes.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

You're just mad you're not on it.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Maybe it's time you wrote some code then

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Okay, not to be weird, but I looked at your history to see what you find interesting and contribute but...

"Man dies after being shot by Madison Police Department officer"
"Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight"

I don't want to talk about your things :(

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Shit. Sudoku time then 😔

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I see someone's not on the tesseract list ᗜ⩊ᗜ

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I have my own tesseract anyway, and it's way nicer.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

With hookers and blow?

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why is he beating a sleeping ass?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

We all know you know why. ;D

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

that dead horse should be leaking a slurry of beans

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 14 hours ago

sorry you didn't make it to the list it is really nice here

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Tesseract bad! ICE bad! Upvote now, quick!

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

I am on that list for some reason. I have no idea what Tesseract is, I have no interest in Tesseract or its creator and I don't give a shit about any of this.

But when it was brought to my attention that I am on this rando's shit list, I took a minute to go to his community - hosted on his own instance apparently - and left a comment on his thread about the blacklist to tell him he's just not that important. And now I'm banned from his instance altogether apparently.

And you know what? Strangely enough, I still don't give a shit 🙂

But I will say this: what a sad, empty life this poor man must lead to feel the need to curate a Fediverse blacklist.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You didn't have to be so nonchalant about it. You're really acting like an extreme- oh.... Yeah, as you were.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was looking forward to reading it but I'm only getting "Not found."

Am I the only one or did it just go down?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

He nuked it I think

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's only like 20 people that post on this thing and apparently he blocked like 75% of them.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

All the more despondency I feel being weighed, measured, and found acceptable

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 points 16 hours ago

I am on that list for some reason

This holds up, I have a positive tag on you like eery other name I've recognised on the list.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

But I will say this: what a sad, empty life this poor man must lead to feel the need to curate a Fediverse blacklist.

Just imagine how much his entire little world must be imploding right now.

He really thought he'd figured it out. Found a way to control and censor Lemmy to his liking, without anybody ever being the wiser. But then one day, out of nowhere, he gets found out. Now he's a laughing stock and pariah across all of Lemmy, and his censorship scheme is done, instances dropping his frontend left and right. And, worse, he keeps digging himself deeper, making alt accounts and trying to argue his case ... and people keep seeing through the alt accounts and giving him even more shit for it. And to top it all off, he doesn't have enough self-awareness to ever ask "am I the asshole here?" -- he just keeps whining about how unfair this all is to him.

And the best part is, he deserves every bit of that.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Idk he can just make a new account using a private frontend that does all the same blocking

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago

He can block things for himself, sure. But everybody can do that. You don't need to develop a whole frontend for that, it's a feature of Lemmy that you can block whoever you want.

What he's now missing out on is that he can no longer block things for other people, like he so desperately wants to do.

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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

less pathetic than trying to distract from all the bad feels with beans and corn

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago

Only throw, no take.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Inject those beans straight in the brain

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Idk, but when I do something and my number for that thing gets big it helps me forget what a failure I am for a few seconds. So it works the same as reddit karma.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Have some Lemmy gold kind stranger 🥇

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

This is Lemmy. Karma doesn't exist.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

It doesn’t exist but that doesn’t mean that people still don’t associate their self worth based on receiving validation via the number of internet points to the left of their posts/comments

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The issue isn't who or what was on the list, the issue is that the list was hidden. One of the biggest issues with Reddit is that they can censor people they disagree with even against the will of the users. Tesseract was doing exactly that on a platform specifically designed to prevent it.

Sure, different instances can have their own block lists, and users need to find one that works for them, but those are all clearly listed. This one was hidden, causing people who thought they were getting all the information available to them on this platform to instead be getting a tailored list of only what information was deemed acceptable by some person they don't even know. It's a major problem.

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