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[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago

all the races in skyrim seem less magical and kind of weird since I grew up and learned that Nords are just white people and khajit are sinti/roma, redguards are black people etc.

although.. I could see a cool mod or a future installment with like a really cool khajit shanti town or something

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 12 points 19 hours ago

More fetishisation of Khajiit women from the Nord Supremacist far right. The beast ancestries want equal rights, not your dicks! /j

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She’s got nothing on a lusty argonian maid.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Lizards don’t produce milk, humanoid lizard breasts are therefor entirely for sexual reasons.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tbf, aren't the argonians in lore basically magically bioengineered by some intelligent trees in order to have a means to keep tabs on and defend themselves from the world outside their forest? It's not really absurd for them to have some mammalian traits if they're intentionally designed to interact with mammals and not naturally evolved. (actually, is anything naturally evolved in that setting, rather than being directly designed by deities?)

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 19 hours ago

The snow elves were made blind and gross by the deep elves!

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Well, not like "ape to hominid" evolved. More like "Babylonian to Iran".

But I also don't think we have much game lore about some of the origins of pre-Atmorans and pre-Yokudans.

[–] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree. Though I was hesitant to upvote since upvotes are public.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 1 day ago

thank goodness replies are private

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

No sorry they hold nutrients for eggs

I mean, not with that kind of attitude they don't.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a real shame that both khajits and argonians sound like 80 year old smokers.

God Howard couldn't let them be too fuckable, I guess.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 18 points 22 hours ago

What do you mean, doll?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself, some people are into that

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They look like they would eat me as soon as I feel asleep

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 22 points 1 day ago

Now you're thinking like a true son of Skyrim!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

That's how I want to go.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That's what makes it exciting!

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She has sex if you have coin.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or moon sugar

This is the first I'm heading of this 'Nord Loneliness Epidemic'

[–] Klear@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

Only if you have coin.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

Either that, or argonian. No in-between for me.

[–] dregan@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Only if you have coin.

[–] cristigyk@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do khajiit females have six or eight tiddies?

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Dunno. Every time I try to count them they yell for the guards.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Nords don't take kindly to your weird furry bullshit.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

Oh no! Anyway...

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You're going to spend your whole life being 'normal?'

Sounds pretty weird to me, life's too short for conformity

  • basically the entire userbase of pawb.social
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm crazy as fuck just not crazy enough to want to fuck animals.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

yeah. if i were an animal fucker i'd post a meme about bosmer wives.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You are always welcome here, my VERY special friend.