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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 1 hour ago

Computer: "...and the correct horse battery staple I rode in on?!"

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's what I said.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

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[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

i ate a lot of people's food from the fridge when i got my first real job. I was working overnight and always forgot to bring something to eat, and nothing was open after 2. No one ever said anything and I never thought much of it at the time, but looking back, holy shit i was an asshole.