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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I don't pick passwords, I generate them.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

That's what I said.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 9 points 7 hours ago

Computer: "...and the correct horse battery staple I rode in on?!"

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

password

Password

Password!

Password!1

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

1qaz@WSX for the creatively lazy

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

i ate a lot of people's food from the fridge when i got my first real job. I was working overnight and always forgot to bring something to eat, and nothing was open after 2. No one ever said anything and I never thought much of it at the time, but looking back, holy shit i was an asshole.