Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....
If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.
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Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?
"I speak Australian."
grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass
"Vogoiner!"
Awww that wasn’t a gay joke, it was an Australian joke, Ref!?
never seen it
If serious: I think you'd like it.
ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !
That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."
I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.
It's banned in most western countries
It was in the Granny episode outtakes.
I heard it differently:
"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."
Missing an extra "r" varjoiner
Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.
Harbour = haabaa.
Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.
How do you feel about minge?
Oprah's minge?
The character from the Simpsons?
Marge’s mangy minge
Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards