smoke dat shit

Check for ID. If there is none, then it's mine.

Well, I guess, if it's some place with like a front desk, I'd consider leaving contact info if someone comes looking. But, really, it's mine now.

Sin

God works in mysterious ways. Papas getting a H&K mk 23

Check the ID to find the address, then slip a tenner to pay for the taxi 'cause I sure ain't paying the fare from my own pocket

God helps those who help themselves (to someone else's money).

Hookers and Blow, as God intended

Without touching it, stake it out. Let other people passing by know about it. Maybe ask someone else to stake it out so I could go make a sign that says "Stack of Cash, found Unmonitored. If you know the owner, plz notify her or him. Possibly a police sting op, handle at your own risk."

Motion picture money, some YouTubers are filming from a distance.

Give them something fun to film…

Pick it up.

How much do you guys think that is, assuming it's all 100 USD bills? 3000 USD?

As a child? That would’ve been in the mid-80s to early-90s, so of course I would buy Apple stock. By the time I graduated college, I’d be a millionaire just living off the dividends.

There's only two types of people who carry that much cash, and neither of them can afford to lose it.

It goes back to the person that lost it, no matter how much effort it takes.

Tbh I don't need the money. I would probably hold onto it until I can figure out whose it is.

If ID, back to owner. If no ID, finders keepers.

If I am hypothetically a child of a god, then shouldn't I have cool abilities and not need the money of mere mortals? I don't feel very god-like right now. Just sayin'.

Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that's what a Christian would say.

I'll find the original owner

Cocaine?

Hookers and blow

I would buy a $5 hot dog.

Return the empty wallet I found because I'm a good guy like that.

But really I'd try to get it back to the owner. That looks like a life changing loss on top of monumental stupidity, bad combo.

Return it, no doubts