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submitted 2 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, an alert is an alert…

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Une alerte est une alerte*

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ceci n'est pas une alerte

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

DevOps just want to make sure that you covered this use case

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Guess hoo, motherfucker!"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Security: Ehhhh…secure enough.

[–] diablomnky@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least tell me you're using mTLS.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah I TLS. Take Legendary Shits!

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You kidding? That's brilliant. Thinking outside the boîte.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i came here to say something like this. we're practically twins! lol

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh no, I'm so sorry for you. :/

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

I mean if the system just created inc it'll be ignored but duo bird will hunt you down if you don't complete the lesson

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. (OK, but it is stupid)