I urge Trump to go fuck himself.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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With all his golf clubs at the same time
I urge him to get bent!
Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon
Honestly he should golf more
With the amount he plays golf, you'd think he'd be better at it, but apparently he's a chronic cheat at that as well.
Of course, Trump is the biggest business idiot in the country. He was largely elected because he is the big, dumb mascot of business idiots.
I keep seeing Ed's site posted everywhere and we need to promote the HELL out of him!!! It seems he is the only person actually making sense today. I send his articles to everyone I know and urge them to read it.
The other 78% he reneges on nuclear agreements in place since a decade and threatens war on the behalf of a country that starts with I, probably the Ivory Coast, or maybe Iceland, to blow up another country that starts with I, maybe Italy.
Maybe he sees all these Is and thinks "Yeah, I'm awesome."
Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion
Well yeah
Pensions are fucked globally
Not a single one of you will see any money from it, so better get working
Even better, you guys will probably need to extend the pension age up to 75 or so
Prepare for fun times
France revolted violently for less... and again after Charlie X started stripping away the Napoleonic rights.
meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!
Americans should definitely take Voting Day off, to maybe vote.
ahaha... good one. Maybe they will go vote if they get a free burger with fries. Or tacos... 😂🤣😂
wrong
given he only complains about juneteenth, he is saying that black people should work harder.
Yeah, his comment was most definitely targeted.
86 47
His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.
No thanks, I'm good.
Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.
ahaha... it gets more tragicomic everyday... Tacos, anyone?
Every MAGA is going to volunteer to work on Saturdays, and every holiday, right? Dear Leader requires it.
"I DID NOT VOTE FOR THIS!!!" - person that voted for the candidate that promised more work without more pay
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our president is a hypocrite?? wow. this is news to me. well thanks for bringing this to light! i'm sure the people will have a change of heart now!
I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?
This looks fake
Thanks for the links
I love that CNN headline. “Is he right?” Instead of “lel”. Absolute ghouls running this world.
Also dude looks like he takes 4 hour naps a day, why do we keep electing senior citizens
As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.
Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)
Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.
Dude is in over his head.
The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.
He is not looking healthy
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