Butt sprayer ftw
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Water just use water you noobs. Didn't gtp tell you?
If chatgpt knows about something is about water usage.
Always use water and soap to completely clean, however using toilet paper to remove excess at the start, and using toilet paper again afterwards to dry the water after washing is the best, imo.
But yeah, this is out of place for this meme, since perhaps you might end up using more toilet paper overall this way, but I think the end result is the most hygienic haha.
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The tp I normally buy from Amazon went from $19.99 to $24.99 during the pandemic. The horror!!
Under trump 2.0, they have been over $30 on average, sometimes as high as $43.99.
Right now they're $26.99 and I literally bought 6 boxes. I've been refusing to buy over $30 and have been buying a cheaper brand until the price came down 🧻
I got sick of the price gouging so I got a bidet for $25 and a pack of 60 cotton washcloths for $30, and other than for guests and such, I just don't use TP anymore. If I’m wiping after a bowel movement, it goes into the laundry and isn't used again until washed (sanitary cycle with bleach). So each cloth is used for a day at most.
I know that probably sets off the squick for a lot of people, but it is basically the same soil level as worn underpants (and way less gross than cloth diapers!), since the bidet takes care of the actual mess, so it just doesn’t bother me, and in the long run saves a ton. Extra bonus, I never run out!
Wait what? How many rolls are in a box? I pay 3 bucks for a pack of 3ply.
24 rolls
4 things of 6 rolls per box.
So yes I have over 150 rolls of tp on hand right now. Don't judge me!
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Wait, you are not telling me you use a single 3 layer piece to wipe, are you?
Sometimes if it's clean
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I use less of the single ply than the double ply. I think I make it 1.5 ply thick, or something. Anyway, I don't want a bidet, you guys have fun with that.
Kids today with their 3-ply ass napkin options.
Valid question tho