Let's hope Trump will be under Greenland's control instead. :P
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Oh I see delusions starting to repeat themselves. Probably going to start going on about injecting bleach again any day now
he also said...
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Iran would take 2 weeks
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Gas prices would be cheaper
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The economy would be better
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he was a "stable genius"
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Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history
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he's not a pedophile
And he's 0-6 on all those.
But he can still start a war
Everything trump ever said was nothing but sensationalist headline fodder. Did anything change in the last week?
Wrong.
Half the time it's that and the other half it's dementia.
(Hopefully had you on the first half :) )
He forbids his team of physicians to publish that diagnostic. See, I'm such a nice person that because of that, I'll assume he's perfectly healthy.
He's the healthiest person of all of the people who repeatedly taken ~~dementia~~ IQ tests.
Great news for Greenland. A trump "guarantee" is typically the assurance of the opposite
- "Are you sure I should say this, sir?"
- "Yes, comrade."
Trump can't even control his bowels, let alone Iran.
Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.
I'm reasonably confident that if trump actually gave the order it would probably result in a military coup. He's not popular with the generals after he got them all together, pulling many of them from assignments overseas, just to insult them for no readily apparent reasons.
Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.
When he finally does die they'll refuse to admit it for about three months and just sort of Weekend at Bernie's him. Will probably try and pass off a bunch of unconvincing AI video as evidence of his aliveness.
I dont know. I think noone would believe hes still alive if he doesnt show some presence for more than a day, given how much of an attention whore he is. Remember when he had COVID and had to show off driving around?
Yanks, can you do something about this guy or what?
Sorry. A lot of people thought Harris was just as bad and don't like elections. Also, the quality of marksmanship has gone down significantly.
For a country obsessed with guns everyone is a lousy shot. Unless itβs a school.
I am SOO fucking sorry man. I country is turning into a real pile of shit and I absolutely hate every second of it.
Now that heβs provided a timeline I know the loser wonβt do it
WTF

Have to give it to him, guy is a peak shitposter
He would be so funny if he wasn't a sex pest and given the key to the diabetes kingdom
He is occasionally funny. The only positive thing I have to say about him against a list of horrible shit longer than my arm.
The military won't invade a NATO member
The residents won't ever be part of the USA
Ronald Lauder of EstΓ©e Lauder wants Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland
Trump needs to be removed before he can pardon his allies
Trump always chickens out.
Dude should read into what traditional casus belli can be caused by, notably one of those things is preemptive war caused by repeated threats to invade.
In other news, Trump spouted more meaningless shit that doesn't make the Epstein files go away.
As a European: fuck off. As a Scandinavian living in Denmark: I hope you die a slow and painful death.
If I were Denmark, Iβd be producing a f*%k-ton of naval drones and missiles.
We did the opposite, and just blew our military budget on American fighter jets instead (I wish I was kidding).
I'm not sure even Trump's bowels will be under his control by the time he leaves office
Not even the US is under control now
