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I don't like coffee

(Neither of these are true statements for me)

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

At 2am from the gas station

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

And here I am lapping up coffee like its going out of style, gimme that sweet nectar of the gods

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I like my coffee like I like my beanis

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I like my like's like I like my Like Like's always eating my Hylian Shield in the Fire Temple

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Columbian and trapped in a bag?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I like my men like I like my coffee, ground to dust and steeped in 95°C water for 4 minutes.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

With or without milk?

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

"A slightly viscous, mostly-homogeneous fluid"

"In limited quantity and only during daylight hours"

"Put in the garbage disposal when I've had enough of it"

spoilerI tried to figure out how to make a Chinese water torture/slow-drip thing work, but I couldn't figure it out