Note: this is fake, but still funny.
Don't let this lady's antics distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
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Truly a watershed moment in history. Things took a big turn for the worse in the world after that. Did the Undertaker's action unleash hell on Earth?
Good God almighty! THEY KILLED HIM!
"THEY'RE SERVICE GOATS! YOU CANT ASK ME ABOUT THEM!"
i've learned to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake
Wait, you mean someone would lie on the internet? Just for the laughs? I dunno, seems far fetched.
I want to believe :(
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Does anyone have a spare herd of goats (asking for a friend)
Sounds like a solid hang tbh
Fun fact: In medieval Spain, because of the constant wars between Christian and Muslim kingdoms a lot of land could not have been used for farming. Big chunks of land would pass from one side to another, people would have to move and abandon their crops. This led to rise of big sheep herding industry - sheep could be moved out of the way of incoming army. But the hot climate forced people to move the sheep into to mountains during summers. This migrations - summers in mountains and winters in warmer southern regions - created high quality product - merino wool. To protect growing wool industry special laws were enacted that created protected herding routes that in many places can be seen to this day:
To celebrate this heritage there's a "herding day" held in Madrid when sheep and goats from the mountains of Leon pass through the capital on their way to the winter grazing sites:
I know the transhumância and the connected laws, but had no idea it was a way people found to mitigate the effects of war. Makes sense. Plan C for SHTF is to hit the road with the herd.
Can I pet the goats?
careful. this may be the first confirmed photo of a negative fuck
Does she have a sister?
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don't understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Knowing America, the jug should've been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you're drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you're drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor......I mean no, not that. It was just...uhhhh......something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I'm standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason. So when you buy 1 drink from a gas station or a liquor store, the brown paper bag is required.
But as the other person said, it does technically cover the label, so it could be anything
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason.
Think of the children.™ probably.
Here's Western District commander Bunny Colvin on the importance of the brown paper bag to civilization.
It's fake, op said so in the comments
Container laws vary wildly, but I would guess the animals could be considered disorderly conduct.
That's true, it is not legally required where I live, but it is still customary.
The goats don't need to be in a closed container?
I need to live where you do
How? They're being herded. It's very orderly.
I can fix her!
Who am I kidding? She sounds like a blast!
It's not just fake, some version are AI generated. Here are other versions from search engines:
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!justgalsbeingchicks@piefed.zip
I now have a new dream
goat roper chicks need love too
Dammit... be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.
Florida woman: not bad kid
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