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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

In other news RFK is gonna save the mid term election by eating shit. It's not going down easily.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

TRAITOR

He is placing his own opinions over the health of Americans. He is making Americans sick (and dead) to validate his own beliefs. He is a TRAITOR.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And just like that...lawsuits throughout the land.

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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

But… what about the autism?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

oopsies we made a tiny weeny mistake

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Are you floofing kidding me

Tell those kids he killed in American Samoa to get vaccinated

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't he already do this a year ago?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes, and rfk jr's anti vaccine grifting rhetoric also resulted in so many increased infant and child deaths in Samoa they needed to import more child sized coffins from new Zealand

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Samoa_measles_outbreak

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