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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

he should resign, he's way too late for redemption

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fucking rotten bastard. Someday he'll fucking be sitting in jail for mass murder.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

The weird right-wing conspiracy nutters feel the same way about Fauci. It's wild how obsessed they are with Fauci needing to be punished for a mix of unspecified and entirely invented crimes. Second only to Obama in that department.

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[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the deep state got to him....lolol

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Are you floofing kidding me

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

But… what about the autism?

Tell those kids he killed in American Samoa to get vaccinated

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And just like that...lawsuits throughout the land.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

TRAITOR

He is placing his own opinions over the health of Americans. He is making Americans sick (and dead) to validate his own beliefs. He is a TRAITOR.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

In other news RFK is gonna save the mid term election by eating shit. It's not going down easily.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Hahaha can’t wait to see the MAHA morons whine about this. 😂

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

oopsies we made a tiny weeny mistake

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Didn't he already do this a year ago?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, and rfk jr's anti vaccine grifting rhetoric also resulted in so many increased infant and child deaths in Samoa they needed to import more child sized coffins from new Zealand

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Samoa_measles_outbreak

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