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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was explaining to my kids how their whole mindset is survival of the fittest. Get a sick...if you die or live if on you and your genes. The weak need to be culled out of exsistence so we can be a stronger species. Regret and shame of their own family tree.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What the hell is going on? I used to say we live in the dumbest timeline. Now it's like we're living in a glitching timeline where nothing makes sense. Nothing feels real. It's all just bullshit to make you outraged, and it'll change tomorrow when there's some other stupid bullshit to make you outraged.

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