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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026 (consequence.net)

submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Is this a singular mosh pit?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about fencing?

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How about jousting?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s what I mean. Wrestling seems to be the -yawn- cheap option.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As long as they aren't wearing many clothes, they can go full Mortal Kombat for all I care.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Whereas some were trying to turn this into a more cultured event, others revert to sexism. Bah.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

L1: Great taste!

L2: Less filling!

Brawl begins

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

somewhere billie joe instinctively ducked

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And the guys watching suddenly find themselves with a place to rest their cameras.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mmm, roundworm eggs right in my mouth please!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty girls: mud wrestle

You: talk about roundworm eggs

Do you see the issue!?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The parasites eggs and larvae in dirt and mud are really the issue.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you better stay at home and never go outside for the rest of your life if the outside world is too scary for you. Ever heard of viruses?

The rest of us will enjoy some scantily clad ladies fake-fighting in a mud pit.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Oof. That's one way to look at it.

How about this, if I'm ever in a situation where I must wrestle anyone, I'll insist we do so in a plastic pool filled with KY Jelly rather than mud.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why aren’t men ever mud wrestling?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

nobody cares if men do it.

man fixes his own car... nobody cares.

woman fixes her own car... articles are written about it.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to shit in mosh pits.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

The most correct comment I have ever read. XD

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