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They sing so loud at 3 am

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trotskyist: Make a zine about how quiet is required for true marxism and slide it under their door. Then call the cops on them for possessing marxist material.

Marxist-Leninist: Call the communist cops

Situationist: Make a video essay about it idk

Council communist: Move out and into a commune of quiet people

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Trotskyist: Make a zine about how quiet is required for true marxism and slide it under their door. Then call the cops on them for possessing marxist material.

Lmao I am dying

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are they loudly singing at 3am. That sounds fun. They are probably cool.

You should form an opposing force to the idea and sing back.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol basically what I said.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The behavior doesn't come from nowhere. If you want it to change then, from the standpoint of structural analysis, you need to find out what is causing it in the first place.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

you heard it here, folks. cut the power to the building

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like they're drinking and having a good time. I think you have to bring a gallon of brandy and 30 yards of linen as a gift and then join in with their 3 AM singing.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

write a whole philosophical screed about them while your bourgeois friend eggs you on

[–] Fayne@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Tell them that they're idealists (they have bad ideas) and advise them to take into account material reality (your sanity)

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

hook it up to some loudspeakers in the area and the noise will make land value go down and you can then swoop in and buy your home, turning your landlords private property into your personal property.

[–] RondoRevolution@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sing louder

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

So, I decided to check out Chinese Opera and came across this YouTube video of one called the Drunken Concubine. The comment on there talked about using it to get back at their neighbor for being to loud. I think its very interesting but given the pitches hit I could see how it would be useful for this. 🤷‍♀️

[–] whisp@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Make a playlist of Marxist Audiobooks, mix it up with some Parenti talks and fall asleep to some praxis on earbuds

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Go up there, bang on their door, and ask them "do you need a third?" And join in.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reclaim their means of musical production

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

sing the soviet national anthem loudly, with instrumental backing, when you get up at the correct time* for marxists.

*The time when the sun is 18° below the horizon and indirect light begins to show, aka morning twilight.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pull a norm finklestein and threaten to call ICE on them

[–] ExtimateCookie@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Did you just assume I'm American ? But joke aside the ICE equivalent in developing countries is trying to keep everyone in, kind of a reverse-ICE if you will (I know that's actually not true because the policing on both sides serves the same function but still)

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sing louder and better.