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INB4 "It's not sparkling wine unless it's from the sparkling wine region of france; otherwise it's just champagne."

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[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is not actually store unless its very very big, otherwise its just a large butikk. (This is terrible and it pained me to write it I'm so sorry)

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Butikk is just a sparkling tienda

[–] h0ll0w5p4c3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they don't have fizzy bring any back and we can use the sodastream to add the bubbles

[–] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Are you driving your 4 door car? It can only be called a sedan if it is from the sedan region of France

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Stella Rosa is cool sometimes

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You better come back with andy capp fries for the rest of us.

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Andy Capp hot fries and cheap sparkling wine would create an untenable fart situation in most people.