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Like The Whole Thing Is The Headline This Would Normally Be The Subheader Of My Post Proposing A New Radical Way Of Doing Journalism But It's Actually Still Just The Header Of The Everything Headline All The Time This Is How We Capture And Keep Readers Eyeballs

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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think book titles in the US became like that, ‘title: sentence’, not sure if it was for SEO reasons or a modern marketing ‘innovation’, or just a fad

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they just returned to tradition. old books sometimes had incredible titles.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Sack of the Holy Ancient City of Magdeburg: A Treatise Comprising Evidences of Satanry Against the Vile, Unholy Papist Hermaphroditic Count of Tilly, by the Recalcitrant and Most Holy Alliance of All the True Christians of Brandenburg

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

At a certain point it becomes easier to remember and use the ISBN in conversation.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Badposting: Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying And Love The Bean

[–] christian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like The Whole Thing Is The Headline This Would Normally Be The Subheader Of My Post Proposing A New Radical Way Of Doing Journalism But It's Actually Still Just The Header Of The Everything Headline All The Time This Is How We Capture And Keep Readers Eyeballs

You know, if you just moved this part to the headline this might belong outside of badposting.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Post title character limit stymied me

[–] EmmiLime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It has to read like an Isekai title to really catch my eyes.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Every news article should fit the character limit of a tweet. That will solve all our problems.