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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Fuckin sherman oaks ca too. That 110k isn't going far

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh I had a job like this. Was for a small company. If that was a large corp id say fuck no but if small company? Its fine.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Company makes doors, by hand. 10 employees total and 2 computers. Easiest job you've ever had and you actually feel guilty every time they pay you for the first few months.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Sounds like my job at a small full-house IT company. We did anything IT related the customer wanted. We got paid $1.2k by a rich guy to fix his son's Roblox account once.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

anything to do with printers better be 200k or higher

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My job in data analytics occasionally involves pulling printing volume data. Does that count as "anything to do with printers"?

Because fuck trying to aggregate by printer location when the location string is manually entered by humans with different "standards" and varying adherence even to their stated standard.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 2 points 8 hours ago

that sounds like a nightmare! yes that counts

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The funny thing about jobs is that demand for the job tends to scale with pay. Of all the IT positions in an office, the guy fixing the printers is probably earning the least.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Wait this is just my current job but with double the pay...

fuck I gotta get a new job

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, you need a new job. This is also my current job for not enough pay. You're getting shafted.

With that being said, this isn't really 3 jobs like the post implies. If you've worked with data integrations before, you know how SQL, APIs and cloud solutions interact.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shhh don't let hr know, or your manager

[–] big_bangus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

same here, ouch

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[–] Loce@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I've been worked there, for not nearly that amount of money :(

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am I crazy that those sound reasonable IT manager level things? If company size is 100-200 endpoints, the IT manager should understand all of these, if he/she doesn't, I would not want to work at that IT team

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s not enough hours in day to do all those tasks that this will entail. You’ll constantly be dragged between different domains nd have no time to focus on anything

Source: I’ve done this job before. Company wasn’t even big either. Just 30 people or so

[–] arin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly for 30 people it's understandable, hiring properly would be like 10% of the company already lol

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[–] xylol@leminal.space 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It manager level for entry level pay

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

110k usd is entry level pay? I hate america so much its unreal.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

"Manager" in this context generally doesn't mean someone who has people reporting to them, it means someone who manages the IT. It can absolutely be an early-career role. See also: equipment manager, facilities manager etc.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Have you seen pay these days? Where are you getting 110k entry level?

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[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I've worked at places with <50 people where the 2 IT people had "manager" titles, but they were just "the IT people" in practice - one handled user stuff, the other was focused on the client-facing infrastructure.

Our lone HR person was also the "HR manager", we had a single "accounting manager", and a couple more like that. Some departments ended up expanding and the "managers" did end up with direct reports, but that's kinda just how small businesses work, this posting sounds a lot like that.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not crazy, it's just that posts like this are generally tribal. Nobody here actually knows what the day-to-day of that job is, they just want a pretext to vent about their own experiences of being asked to do work that they didn't want to do.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

also potentially unpopular opinion: I've encountered about as many engineers over the years that were under-skilled for their positions, than ones who were competent. Whenever I see posters whine about how unreasonable the requirements for a job posting is, I always instinctively read it in one of the former's voices...

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

P1: Printer not working again!

P2: Ah I'll go tell that programmer guy

That company, probably

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“You’re good with computers, right?”

I swear these people probably ask their Uber drivers to fix their transmission because they’re “good with cars”.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 121 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A German three letter agency had a similar ad. They were looking for someone who was proficient in encryption, hacking, protocols on Windows, Mac and Linux, and a few other things in that area. Experienced both in programming and leadership. And as a cherry on the top, this person would have to have knowledge about all the legal aspects of all of this, too.

All for a midrange bureaucrat salary. A security expert commented on this something like "if i had someone with that kind of skill set and experience, I would hire him out for a daily fee about as high as their offered monthly salary."

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many years ago I got offered 20% over minimum wage to manage, among other things, all email servers of a large banking association representing >90% of a national market.

It was less than what a Tesco cashier was making in the area.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was a student, I already had my Novell admin certificate, so it got some jobs on the side. Someone pointed me to a law firm where the owner wanted their PCs networked. We met, he showed me the list of hardware he wanted to buy - everything top notch, big server, new PCs with all bells, whistles and gongs back then, 19in rack for all the necessities, etc. That list was an offer from an expensive office outfitter he knew.

He "just" needed someone to install the stuff. I could easily have done that, but all he offered was a kind of internship. Oh what I could learn from working with top of the pop equipment! I told him I was here because it already knew everything that was needed. He then offered me that I could take the old PCs as "compensation".

I left, and warned others not to waste time with that idiot.

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

And people still get mad when we give honest feedback about compensation.

Shout-out to the recruiter who tried to convince me to take a 60k paycut because nobody will pay my current rate ( the one I was already being paid ). I strive to reach your level of audacity one day.

[–] CleanPizza@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is basically my current job. Almost the same pay (120k) in the Seattle area.

I work 50-70 hours a week

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

You’re worth $200k in that HCOL area.

Honestly, this is what we currently have at our mid sized company. We get paid dogshit, nobody has a dedicated position we're just all "IT" and we do everything to keep shit running

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Typical of a 20-30 people company where everyone has to do different things.

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I worked a short stint as a network administrator for a company I did not like at all. I figured it'd be a foot in the door, but boy was I wrong. I didn't last 6 months, I was doing work of a network tech, network admin, security tech for door locks and cameras, a custodian, and general computer tech in all that. It was a VASTLY underpaid position for the work.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Found the listing for anyone curious about the company. It's a recruitment company recruiting for a law firm.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/information-technology-manager-at-bookman-consulting-4453231245

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[–] derry@midwest.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile CEO makes 3mil a year while planning to ~~sell~~ merge the company with another one and get the golden parachute.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You won’t get away with 100k if printer issues are included.. your soul and those of the other employees would be a start.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well it doesn't say you have to do any of them well.

[–] freeman@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well you must have excellent communication skills.

For the actual IT stuff, they don't really care.

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[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would be an OK salary for most of Europe. Most countries here have relatively solid health care insurance, affordable education and a pension fund included, so that some of the biggest costs of living in the US don't even make a dent in the salary.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm in Sweden, this would be an amazing salary. I make maybe 40% of that, and I'm pretty well paid.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But you have a functional social safety net, insurance and retirement covered with your taxes. We don't and is horribly expensive to fork $24K a year to have access to health with a $7K deductible while thinking that if you get fired the equivalent of UB pay is $226/wk after you present substantiation to the state that you're trying to get work. On top of that insurance is tied to employment and that heavily influences work mobility and care as if anyone gets anything catastrophic loses the job, the insurance and all your savings.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But you have a functional social safety net

I grew up in poverty, I know what this social safety net looked like 20 years ago. It's been hollowed out by a decade of alt-right governance since. They've pushed the non-white welfare king/queen narrative hard.

Living on subsistence minimum isn't really a comfortable life. You have to constantly apply for it and get scrutinised, and sometimes you get automatically denied because the government has applied a quota that försäkringskassan has to fill; it's luck of the draw.

It's certainly not something I'd ever view as a nice stress-free fallback to recover from, it's a full-time job in and of itself, and that's not counting the critique you have to put up with from society for using the system as it is intended.

insurance and retirement covered with your taxes.

Ish. Current retirees are covered by current taxpayers. My retirement will be covered by future taxpayers. This has lead to the retirement age being bumped up a couple of times the past few years, because there's not enough taxes coming in to cover retirement. I don't expect to ever actually retire.

The average pension income currently is 16400 crowns a month before taxes. My rent is 8.4k and it goes up with several hundred a year. Pensions generally remain fairly static.

By insurance I guess you mean healthcare. This is largely true, we have a high-cost protection, and that includes visits so if you buy enough meds or visit the doctors enough each year, the high cost protection kicks in, it's currently at approximately 3000 crowns.

My a-kassa isn't free, nor is it tax funded. I personally pay for that on a monthly basis. It's also tied to you looking for work.

There are upsides and downsides to everything. Things get bad here, too.

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