Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.
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My character in FFXIV. So a god slaying, world saving cat girl. Wouldn't be too bad I guess.
If it has to be singleplayer games, Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. Exploring a new galaxy in a cool space ship? Also not too bad.
Me and Osty are going to the park. Best day ever.
Project Zomboid.
Oh well.. closes curtains, starts ripping up old clothes and turns on TV.
On the same boat. How about coop? I can do carpentry.
The Commander? In Terra Invicta??? idk how to run a secret society!
Pretty awesome, actually
I’m a Ditto with a god complex and urbanistic OCD! I build complex arquitectural structures to house my misfit friends and live of the land… i think im pretty well off…
Dragon Quest 11
On one hand, I have to destroy the Demon King.
On the other hand... Puff-Puff.
Planet crafter ... Well i'm fucked
I'm a Red Lizzard, stealthy as fuck, skilled in pickpocketing, lock picking, and backstabbing. Also I'm basically a demi-god.
I think I'm pretty good
Well, I'll be a legend for the ages, but will die at Hoover Dam.
So...both?
I'm the Dark Urge? Ya'll better watch out.
Cal Kestis.....I have to fight the Empire, but I've got force powers and a sweet laser sword. Worth it.
I just started playing Vintage Story. Upsides: no taxes, and my house can be as big or small as I want it. Downsides: I will have to slave away every day or I will die, and will probably die repeatedly even if I do. Sort-of upside: dying is merely inconvenient (so far, anyway).
so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night
It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.
minecraft, so I think I'm a threat to the society
Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked
My new life goal would be just one directive: "The factory... MUST... GROW!!!!!1"
Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
Warhammer 40k - Space Marine 2 ;)
Witch living in a cozy hut in an enchanted forest
I don't think I'd even mind the opposite gender...
As in I wake up as the character or wake up in the same place as them as the character?
Last game I played was Green Hell, so if I wake up in the Amazon, I think I'll be dead pretty quickly.
If I just wake up as Jake, I should be okay if I didn't go to sleep with worms, parasites, leeches, poisoned or a bite by a venomous creature.
Sidenote: Is venomed a real word?
The word would be "envenomed" 💛
wakes up in Hunt:Showdown
Ah, fuck.....
Me: "I WILL be Elden Lord"
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
I played tetris 😅 like 25/30 y ago...
Oh shit! Here we go again.
Donkey Kong 64. cool.
I actually don't remember... So I might be a Spanish pirate working for the French in the 1640s and I have been made a baron and I got lots of land a mountain of gold... I think I am doing fine in a world without flush toilets.
There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".
Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.
Vintage Story, sooo bad?
Well I get revived everytime I die but I will a whole lot.
I played hollow knight, so I guess I'm Gregor Samsa now.
I just replayed half-life 2 so I find this pretty epic
I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
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