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[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirk is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.

Genshin Impact, so pretty much as good as I could have gotten - basically-human near-immortal young adult interstellar traveler with superpowers.

I'm just not sure whether I was piloting my fiance's account or mine last, so I might end up as Lumine instead of Aether... oh, well. Still pretty good.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Strange Flesh; I'm doing fine.

desktop computer only: https://greatestbear.com/strangeflesh/app/index.html

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm the little purple alchemist from Noita (See my avatar) and I probably have about 15 minutes before I am torn to bloody giblets by one of my own ill-placed explosives. On the bright side, I'm putting explosives everywhere.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Photo of the case for the XBOX game "Spiderman 2".

Hell yeah.

(I'm playing the GC version, though, but yeah.)

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The operator in Nucleares. I think I will be okay for a few months... But the clock is not on my side, especially if it runs my difficulty settings.

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Brotato. Ummm, I think I'm in trouble..

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Tiny Glade. No "characters" as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.

Before that, it was Forza Horizon 6 which... yeah I'd happily live in that word too.

[–] RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago

Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I beat The Ascent last night so I'm a cool cyberpunk lady who was just "promoted" to independent contractor. I'm no longer under the thumb of yCorp, I have a deep bank account, and I have a large stockpile of weapons and augs. For living in a cyberpunk dystopia I'm honestly doing pretty great!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Probably Gordon Freeman.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

MISTER CHEF

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Hornet from Silksong, I think I'm in trouble.

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Project Zomboid. Oof. 800+ hours and I still suck at it. I'll be dead within a month.

Edit: This is how you died.

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[–] possumlucky@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Forza Horizon 6. I guess I’ll just drive around Japan in a Porsche

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Restory. So I’ll be fixing retro electronics and listening to chill music.

[–] Raw_Toast@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tears of the kingdom. I think I've met with a terrible fate.

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Fire emblem three houses. So pretty awesome as lady Byleth, depending on the choice i make. But no matter what im a super powered advisor to a world leader witha hit girlfriend (Dorothea).

Does freecell have a main character?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh man I'm the Drifter in Warframe. Idk if I love or hate that

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cult of the lamb.

Well I'm a cult leader which is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Armored Core VI is a FromSoft game. Fortunately, not quite as bad as the Usury Simulator of prior editions. But I'm still ghost-in-a-shell working odd jobs in war zones to afford a new human body. So, I'm thinking I'm pretty deeply fucked.

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

workers and resources: soviet republic, currently in the year 1927 so i'm stalin rn.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.

I think being the protag is arguably the best scenario here, assuming I survive the tutorial. The rest of y'all are very fucked, though.

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What a coincidence. I was playing SMT V. I guess that means I eventually kick your ass.

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[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Well, I could either never die (Starship Simulator), or die before I'm level 12 (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup). I'd hope to be on the ship, lol, exploring

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Recettear. If it means I can just reset from day one every time I fail, I'm going to be stuck in an infinite loop of capitalism hell. So, I guess it's a slight improvement over real life.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Wordle? not good. I get to do have 10m of fun every 24 hours.

Wait, that's not notably different then IRL right now and i get to do nothing for 23+ hours.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm a cute little fox with a sword. not too bad, all in all.

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[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Time to go and trap some people in tiny crystal balls to force them to do my bidding!!

Oh yes, and some anime monsters too...

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

HBS Battletech.

Not too bad actually. I'm late enough in the campaign that I'm rolling with multiple heavies and assaults, have something like 120 million C-bills, all my pilots are maxed out, and have Star League tech in almost every chassis.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So I will be a necromancer in Elder Scrolls Online. Coolio, I just got to remember not to resurrect anything near towns, lol

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Dicey Dungeon. I'm rather fucked.

Currently have all episodes completed except 5 from the Witch and 3 from the Jester.

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

X4. Spaaace. I'd be fine-ish.

[–] supermurs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Euro Truck Simulator 2, not sure if I could drive a truck in real life.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Damn... This will be hell... Repeating the same day over and over until I snap and become the most hurtful person to my most loved ppl. At least the ending is good when it finally ends.

In stars and time

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. So yeah, I'm super fucked.

Although, I would be a cyborg (Skitarii) with a pretty sweet collection of servo skulls and a cool weapon, so I've got that going for me.

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