I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.
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Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.
Either Brotato or Disco Elysium, I forget. Either I'm fucked, or fucked up.
Aurther Morgan. Tuberculosis
I played tetris 😅 like 25/30 y ago...
The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".
Well, I'll be a legend for the ages, but will die at Hoover Dam.
So...both?
Quake.
I would be so fucked.
The Simpsons hit and run.
I think I'll be fine.
F’d.
Probably get spawnkilled.
The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys..?
Cult of the lamb.
Well I'm a cult leader which is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?
I have phenomenal god-like powers, but absolutely no personality to speak of when I wake up in the body of Kliff from Crimson Desert.
(to be fair, tho, they have slowly been adding new dialogue lines for him to give him a personality)
Naked Snake. I got quite a bit of lore to go.
I actually don't remember... So I might be a Spanish pirate working for the French in the 1640s and I have been made a baron and I got lots of land and a mountain of gold... I think I am doing fine in a world without flush toilets.
Who even is the main character in Fortnite? Agent Jones? peely?
Kratos, I'm cool with it
Outer wilds. I’m literally
Spoiler
Dead at the end of the universe
Yeah but at least you’re…well, other spoilers that I won’t put on here because that game is fucking incredible and best experienced without knowing anything about it.
how do you define main character in a hero shooter? is it just the hero that I have the most playtime on the one that I was playing most recently or the most popular in the community
Oh shit! Here we go again.
Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?
wakes up in Hunt:Showdown
Ah, fuck.....
Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.
Warhammer 40k - Space Marine 2 ;)
Well I'll be off to some quality karaoke and then I'll go fight a tiger
...Wreckfest?
My Elf Witch in DOS2. I'll take it.
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.
Me: "I WILL be Elden Lord"
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.
Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.
Cal Kestis.....I have to fight the Empire, but I've got force powers and a sweet laser sword. Worth it.