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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.

[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Either Brotato or Disco Elysium, I forget. Either I'm fucked, or fucked up.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Aurther Morgan. Tuberculosis

[–] Newhere@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I played tetris 😅 like 25/30 y ago...

[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Well, I'll be a legend for the ages, but will die at Hoover Dam.

So...both?

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Quake.

I would be so fucked.

[–] Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

The Simpsons hit and run.

I think I'll be fine.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

F’d.

Probably get spawnkilled.

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The Finals lore is a horrid dystopian wasteland, but atleast I get pretty cool VR, r-right guys..?

[–] Ibisalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cult of the lamb.

Well I'm a cult leader which is nice, but I have a pact with the Devil, so long term fucked?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have phenomenal god-like powers, but absolutely no personality to speak of when I wake up in the body of Kliff from Crimson Desert.

(to be fair, tho, they have slowly been adding new dialogue lines for him to give him a personality)

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Naked Snake. I got quite a bit of lore to go.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I actually don't remember... So I might be a Spanish pirate working for the French in the 1640s and I have been made a baron and I got lots of land and a mountain of gold... I think I am doing fine in a world without flush toilets.

[–] jackintosh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Who even is the main character in Fortnite? Agent Jones? peely?

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Kratos, I'm cool with it

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Outer wilds. I’m literally

SpoilerDead at the end of the universe

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah but at least you’re…well, other spoilers that I won’t put on here because that game is fucking incredible and best experienced without knowing anything about it.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

how do you define main character in a hero shooter? is it just the hero that I have the most playtime on the one that I was playing most recently or the most popular in the community

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Oh shit! Here we go again.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Who is the main character of Rhythm Heaven?

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

wakes up in Hunt:Showdown

Ah, fuck.....

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.

[–] naht@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Warhammer 40k - Space Marine 2 ;)

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Well I'll be off to some quality karaoke and then I'll go fight a tiger

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

...Wreckfest?

[–] dragonlover@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a badass but I'm gonna get cancer in about 15 years

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[–] moendopi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My Elf Witch in DOS2. I'll take it.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Me: "I WILL be Elden Lord"

Also Me: refuses to level past 1

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cal Kestis.....I have to fight the Empire, but I've got force powers and a sweet laser sword. Worth it.

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