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[–] Yukily@jlai.lu 2 points 2 months ago

Planet crafter ... Well i'm fucked

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I just started playing Vintage Story. Upsides: no taxes, and my house can be as big or small as I want it. Downsides: I will have to slave away every day or I will die, and will probably die repeatedly even if I do. Sort-of upside: dying is merely inconvenient (so far, anyway).

[–] JavaStack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite timeline in the Citadel

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh man I'm the Drifter in Warframe. Idk if I love or hate that

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Does freecell have a main character?

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. So yeah, I'm super fucked.

Although, I would be a cyborg (Skitarii) with a pretty sweet collection of servo skulls and a cool weapon, so I've got that going for me.

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sable, so I have a hoverbike and also I can kind of fly, and there are no enemies in my world. Good thing I played that in between now and Half-Life Alyx.

[–] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tiz from Bravely Default: Flying Fairy

It's not looking good, Chat 😅

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'm a Red Lizzard, stealthy as fuck, skilled in pickpocketing, lock picking, and backstabbing. Also I'm basically a demi-god.

I think I'm pretty good

[–] DerEnder@lemmus.org 2 points 2 months ago

Dragon Quest 11

On one hand, I have to destroy the Demon King.

On the other hand... Puff-Puff.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Democracy has arrived!

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I now rule over a sizable chunk of the Latium province, with modest holdings in Albion as well.

revealAnno 117

[–] AshenSilver@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Pretty awesome, actually

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)

If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I'm gonna be ok, otherwise it's gonna be misery. I can't handle seeing the game's pigs in "real life". They're scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] OneYeetyGuy@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago

I last played schedule 1. So better than my own life is.

[–] Kauhuhu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I’m a Ditto with a god complex and urbanistic OCD! I build complex arquitectural structures to house my misfit friends and live of the land… i think im pretty well off…

[–] Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. Shit game but I could think of a lot worse places to wake up

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Mad Max Rockatansky.

A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it's time to embrace the "mad" part.

[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.

[–] Crostro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well, last game was fallout 4 so... Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Death Stranding. Antimatter bomb delivery.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

The Commander? In Terra Invicta??? idk how to run a secret society!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.

Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don't like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).

Yeah, I'd just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.

EDIT: Nwm, I played superhero idle simulator or something, the power collecting one. I'm damn fucked, also timeloops and always a stronger fish. No vacations, just beating up weak villians at best.

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Open your eyes. Wake up link..!

[–] SpaceOctopus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through an old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

I'd be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Strange Flesh; I'm doing fine.

desktop computer only: https://greatestbear.com/strangeflesh/app/index.html

Well... I've changes genders now... Instead of being a Systems administrator who builds networks and infrastructure. I'm a redheaded boss bitch destroying robot dinosaurs with a bow and arrow.

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