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[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Well shit, I was playing dying light 2 yesterday. It's mildly better than the other game I've been playing Pathogenic which is a rogue lite where you play a pathogen trying to kill the scientist who made you in a lab.

Think I'm pretty screwed either way to be honest. At least I'm dying light 2 I get to be human and do parkour so that's cool.

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. So yeah, I'm super fucked.

Although, I would be a cyborg (Skitarii) with a pretty sweet collection of servo skulls and a cool weapon, so I've got that going for me.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm a cute little fox with a sword. not too bad, all in all.

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[–] the_wonderfool@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Time to go and trap some people in tiny crystal balls to force them to do my bidding!!

Oh yes, and some anime monsters too...

[–] JavaStack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite timeline in the Citadel

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Democracy has arrived!

[–] Edge004@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Mouse: PI for Hire. Oh no

[–] trigonated@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)

If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I'm gonna be ok, otherwise it's gonna be misery. I can't handle seeing the game's pigs in "real life". They're scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

The guy from postal 2

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

RIP AND TEAR!

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Easy street.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well it was American Truck Simulator so not to bad.

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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Palworld. Given the records of all the dead people on the islands and the entries about how the pals are, possibly pretty fucked.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Can it be the exact play through? My family and I are playing through the Pokémon series from 1-7 on hacked ds'. We're doing a sort of meta thing there we can carry Pokemon we beat the game with between games, we just have to reset their level each time. We can also pick any Pokemon as a starter, and if we bring 10 Pokemon of the type we like and 10 with move we want, we can cheat a move.

I just made my childhood proud by finally beating Pokemon blue with ghastly/haunter/gengar as my starter. She got to learn payday along the way.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fuck Micah...

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

So I'm a helldiver with an expected lifespan of 30 seconds. Ay least being shot in a big bullet sounds fun.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Among Us.

I'm so dead. And I'll be expected to finish the workday even after I'm dead. Worst. Work environment. Ever.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Snowrunner. I guess I'm running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.

Civilization VI I guess ruling an empire would be nice

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Looks like I'm getting thrown into the role of a Red Army soldier during the battle of Seelow Heights. RIP

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I... Guess I just became Clementine

[–] NellyAdagio@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Mass Effect 3. Oups

[–] Tess@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.

[–] Skyline969@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Final Fantasy XIV. While the world falls apart around me, I’m gonna go fishing.

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Well, that might be a bother. I'm in the completely wrong climate.

[–] moendopi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

My Elf Witch in DOS2. I'll take it.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal in satisfactory, I don't know what would that change, probably would improve my health, but idk what gender is the pioneer from satisfactory.

[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Yesss!!! I was playing dungeons and dragons but with online spread sheets and 2D map. I am now a young cute paladin.

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm April Ryan. Off to save the world(s), I guess

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

...Wreckfest?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’m a flying, brittle, fuel inefficient vehicle zooming around in traffic attempting to not crash and fall apart.

For context, the game was “Hovercraft: build, fly, retry”

I am so fucked

[–] dragonlover@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm a badass but I'm gonna get cancer in about 15 years

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