this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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[โ€“] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This bothered me too much, I caught it here so you don't have to.

Hey, don't reveal my engagement bait secrets like that! lol

Not sure what happened when I ran convert, but I figured it twitched enough on the screen to catch eyes ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh. Little disappointed honestly, I really hoped that was something really distasteful, like that bit in fight club

Yeah, not that talented (yet). My tools are unsophisticated still. I'll keep it in mind that @0ops@piefed.zip really wanted to see some dong single frame spliced into their memes. This was an unconsidered avenue. I appreciate the enlightenment.

[โ€“] Zombie@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

An itch in my brain wishes they'd drive off like 50 Cent

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Correct. You get $400. You have control, select the next category.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

DAILY DOUBLE

This dual-use device can not only improve your sexual climax, but also gently mix flavors together without over-dilution.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, that is also incorrect.

The correct answer was: "What is a cocktail stirrer?"

SMCF, you still have control.

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess this is the part where we disagree so we climb into the ceremonial gladiator cage, choose our weapons and have a fight to the death.

Personally I like to wait an hour after eating for my fights to the death to avoid cramping so I'll have my people contact your people and set up the meeting for about 2pm today.

[โ€“] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, Boo! See you soon ๐Ÿ’‹

[โ€“] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How much you two charging for tickets?

Auction bids start at 0.0019 BTC

[โ€“] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is a pneumatic whisk?

No, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It is a remarkable gadget, however: https://alexanderghent.com/air-whisk

[โ€“] Klear@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago

OK, whatever dude