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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

What if it was Millennial Falcon and Jenny Nicholson started regularly making Star Wars related videos again

[–] Graphite2@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

they did that already "Solo: A Star Wars Story"

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

no, i only watched it. it's another franchise and i've never seen it, i'm not thinking about it

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's some kind of dragon blooded serial killer who takes a lot of my sultry females and shoots you off

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

right on right on right on

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luke: what a bucket of bolts!

Han Solo: It is still paying off its student loans. It plans on upgrading its wardrobe once it has the money.

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

i am watching gyats on the train at a parks’ routine in the backyard now, i must say tesla buying his home as "swagger" on the train from something like "drainty" or "draining the sky" at the "car" next to one of the more expensive bug.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Thanks for reminding me of the avocado in my fridge

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah so it was Pumpkin Spice

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what if it was the millenial falcor and it was a luck dragon but it was in highschool for the advent of dubstep

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

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