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Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

I tried to 360 no scope and accidentally strangled my cat. Even worse, I missed. VRT-bags are no joke.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

I fucking love that movie

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

It took me FOREVER to figure out what's wrong, guys. And I felt SO STUPID afterwards lol. Like JEEZ what kind of IDIOT doesn't see what's wrong right away. They probably go to the comments to see if someone will tell them. LAWL. Oh man. Yeah.

Well anyway. Guess I'll leave now. BYE!!

SpoilerOk fine. All I can see is the butt of the gun isn't being braced by his shoulder, so when he shoots it the recoil is going to make it fly backwards and out of his hands. That's all I've got. Idk. Dude's ambidextrous otherwise.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

What the fuck am I reading

[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Literally and figuratively a Tankie

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 hours ago

He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

I must confess that it took me ages to find out what's wrong

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

If you had a torso like that you wouldn't have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We once made a fake DVD-cover for a friend's birthday where we all played different action movie stars. I was Steven Seagal.

I'm not proud to say that I still have the body to be his double.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 15 points 5 hours ago

You're not out of shape. You're a dedicated cosplayer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Holding a VR gun is easier when the gun isn't actually two separate devices you have to hold as if they were a single rigid structure. That's why I taped my controllers to a stick.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Those are good sticks

c/guysbeingdudes

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 62 points 6 hours ago

Fatly going around corners

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 42 points 6 hours ago

"moves fatly around the corner"

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Special_Ops

Thanks, now I know which dumb movie I'm watching later. 3/10 on IMDB and I have a feeling they were being generous.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 36 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago) (2 children)

If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who's never tried.

For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that's hard to describe.


Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

I prefer suggesting creative edits all over grokipedia

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'll save that for a day filled with more self-hatred but I like the idea. Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.

y e s

It's so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don't know.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

For an action movie star he sure sits a lot

[–] simulacra_simulacrum@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago
[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 hours ago

I got a gun set for the quest off ali express. More expensive than you would think, but it is decent quality

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago

thinking

Bold assumption.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hey it might be bad but at least he's up and moving here.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He could be wheeled around... We don't see his legs.

To be fair, he hasn't seen his legs in a while either.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

Looks like Seagull thinks he's carrying the world's tiniest bazooka...