grab a sniper and get to work.
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Get right with Jesus
Shoot a billionaire
for legal reasons: "a billionaire" is what I call heroin.
you will likely just get fentanyl unless you make some new decent connections, do some planning and prep, know which vein to hit etc.
you need more than a day
also I thought heroin fucking sucks the first time you take it unless you already have opioid tolerance
you feel good, sure, but Iyou want to puke so fucking bad
walk up to any old lady with a bad hip
figure out if she has Alzheimer's
if she does
congratulations, you are her relative
dig through her medicine cabinet
look for percs, oxys or maybe you strike gold with morphine amps
don't actually do this, you will go to jail if it legit isn't your last day
Chaos.
My attorney has recommended that I do not answer this question.
I read this as in 'Fear and loathing in Las Vegas'
Eat till I threw up
Plan A: Mostly just play my guitars. Probably cook a nice dinner: steak, baked potato, asparagus, beer, ice cream. Talk about movies with my son (his favorite subject), and make sure to tell him that's he's the only thing that was ever truly important to me. Then I could go happy.
Plan B: Go to the state capital, and take out as many MAGAs as I can.
This was the most wholesome response. You can live.
Aw. I was looking forward to it.
Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.
Freeze with indecision
Go to sleep so it ends faster.
Give away my stuff to people who could use it and then go to a bar arcade or something like that
I’d try doing some Luigi shit
Die
Cry and masturbate
Crysturbating is the best.
Christurbating is a sin
Only when Jesus isn't watching ;)
I'd spend half the day wondering what to do
weep and hug my dogs
some of it tears of joy that it's finally over, but mostly not.
Go-karts. Then sex, followed by more go-karts and pizza
Back to sleep.
Go back to sleep
Spend it with as much family as I could, both human and nonhuman.
Quit.
I wrote a whole thing and deleted it, but..
Two chicks at the same time, dude!
But, not really.
One day is both too much, and not enough.
I'd do what I'm already doing today; spending a quiet day on the sofa with my wife.
Probably feel relieved.
I'd likely think about what I should be doing, not deeming anything I come up with worthy. Then I would get increasingly anxious about the time creeping closer and closer to the end until all of a sudden its here.
Hang out with my kids all day. Luckily I'm doing that now so I'm good
hmmm. Probably a bunch of drugs, call the people I love. play some vidya games with some on-line friends I've grown to care about. Eat the most delicious foods, and lots of them, maybe even induce vomiting so I can eat more without feeling gross. I... really like chocolate covered pretzels and pizza. Go for a walk in nature on shrooms. Attempt to set up a three-way, fail.
Tidy up and prepare my stuff for family to take over.
Write some letters to people I care about. It would be too hard to speak with them.
It's too late in the day to fly anywhere fun, so I'd just watch my anime collection until the lights turned off.
Well I'm away at the moment on a short holiday but without my wife and dog.
So being unable to hold either I guess I'd get off the train and drink myself into a coma.
Unless of course I can get home quickly
I am already in line for the Swedish Air Force centennial celebration, I would still attend it.
Smile.
I'm on my way to my birthday party (the birthday is tomorrow). So I would try to ignore the fact that its my last day and party as hard as I can until I drop dead. But maybe it would be better to just cancel the party to save all my friends from the shock of me dying the moment they want to gratulate me.
Run for Sanctuary
Take a bunch of them with me.