cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50972557
5 is being generous. At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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as long as it's before stocks vest, so you end up not getting half of what you signed up for at hiring
At Netflix, you're lucky to last one season.
Is this an accidental pun? Netflix often prematurely cancels shows if they don't meet their hand wavey profit target
edit: oops, looks like this is an intentional pun
No its not an accidental pun are you crazy to ask?
As a former Microsoft employee, I have noticed they seem to be left out from these shit tech companies in memes like this. Not sure why. They are beyond awful.
I was terminated for working with other Microsoft employees that were attempting to hold Microsoft accountable for their support of Israel and it's military infrastructure and the Palestinian Genocide.
Fuck all these tech companies. But fuck Microsoft too. They just laid off thousands of people last week. No Azure for Apartheid.
Because of the acronym FAANG.
Since Azure has no hesitation to be used like a slut, apartheid and whatever trash will use it… if the price point works for them.
Gates is just a musk that invested in the PR department instead of firing it.
That guy is clearly an expert.
At least he’s realistic. However, it’s unrealistic this brown noser would even get an interview. They seem to…I just don’t know anymore.