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[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also known as the Tailbone Annihilator

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this does not look comfortable in the slightest.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This does not look comfortable for either person involved...

[–] TheoryofChange@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

That looks awful

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Idk it doesn't look too bad to me, especially if you imagine a soft comfy chair or sofa rather than a hard wooden chair

[–] evilleftistvampire@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The "casual sex" conservatives bellyache about on Twitter implies competitive sex.

This is competitive level sex. This is Esports level sex right here.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Advancing to diamond rank sex

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Oof ouch owie my back

[–] abc@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

comrade shark fucker please put a nsfw tag on this so those browsing Hexbear at the office aren't fired for jorking their shit at their desk, thank you

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hexbear is one of my fav instances partially because pictures of meat get nsfw tags and graphics of sex positions do not

[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

look, you can always report them for not having a nsfw tag - my comment was actually in response to an earlier one. I'm just not gonna outright remove non-NSFW tagged posts that are just drawings of a sex position or whatnot because I don't think they're usually egregious. Obviously like a screenshot of some actual porn, fetish content, or sexual violence/abuse is a different case.

FWIW, Meat/non-vegan stuff are required to have a CW at the very least because those kind of subjects/posts fall under the site's CoC for CW/NSFW tagging whereas 'nudity' or 'sex' isn't - which is why you'll notice posts like these largely going untagged whereas a picture of a cake someone made with eggs will probably have one from the get-go.

From the CoC:

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- Self-Harm including medically assisted procedures
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So definitely report any post that touches on any of those topics and isn't CW or tagged NSFW. But also feel free to just report posts like this one if you feel it needs a NSFW tag/CW; I always try at the very least to just make a comment asking the OP to edit it and ofc will remove any posts that are really egregious & the OP hasn't responded.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Just to be clear, I wasn’t being sarcastic - I really do like that about hexbear, and I think your policy on that is really sensible.

Thanks for keeping an eye on this stuff, and for the detailed response :)

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you enjoy snapping one off at work, Hexbear has your back. You love to see it.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the dark magenta one is legitimately my posture when sitting at a desk at work watching a video, if nobody is around to judge me.

glad to know it's literally ergonomically fucked as well as figuratively.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Feet on the desk, chillin, destroying my back for the next few decades

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

she mao on my landlords until the land redistributed

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

oh something will be distributed alright

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

president-erect, more like

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

as popularized on the hit TV show, "Ow! My Sacrum"

[–] ThatVeganYouHate@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Ow my Coccyx

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Just learned a new part of my body, thanks

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago
[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

sexually transmitted kyphosis

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Now is this the elder Toguro or the younger Toguro, because that effects how I feel about this

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I don't see any upsides to either party here in this position. Hard to imagine Mao signing off on this.